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What I find weird is how quickly you become accustomed to it all.  I saw that Demi photo a couple of days ago and it was shocking, now much less so.  It also took a few seconds to decide if it was Demi or Courtney Cox.

The cheek work needs to be a bit more subtle, something a little more natural like my new favourite...

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14 minutes ago, funkydita said:

What I find weird is how quickly you become accustomed to it all.  I saw that Demi photo a couple of days ago and it was shocking, now much less so.  It also took a few seconds to decide if it was Demi or Courtney Cox.

The cheek work needs to be a bit more subtle, something a little more natural like my new favourite...

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The little bit of blusher sets it off just right!

Do they still do psych tests before cosmetic surgery?

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Kim said:

The little bit of blusher sets it off just right!

Do they still do psych tests before cosmetic surgery?

 

 

I believe they have to confirm you’re psychotic before staring any procedures.

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I’m always so confused as to why this thing is in the World Events section because A. nothing she does is a world event and B. she truly is a FLOP princess.

Don’t you think?

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If tons of nutcase Floridians can stay in this section, so can larger-than-life Jessica Alves! 

#StopTheHate :americanlife: 

#JessicaAlvesIsFab :dramatic: 

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1 hour ago, horn said:

If tons of nutcase Floridians can stay in this section, so can larger-than-life Jessica Alves! 

#StopTheHate :americanlife: 

#JessicaAlvesIsFab :dramatic: 

#JessicaIsLife

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On 1/28/2021 at 7:46 PM, horn said:

OMG @Butter9 Sawadee ka! :rosey: 

'I'm in a Bangkok plastic surgery hospital': Jessica Alves reveals she's in quarantine after flying to Thailand for 'life-changing' surgery
By JASON CHESTER FOR MAILONLINE | 28 January 2021

Jessica Alves has revealed she's  in quarantine at a Bangkok plastic surgery hospital ahead of her latest cosmetic procedure, which is scheduled to take place in a fortnight.

The TV personality flew to Thailand on Wednesday and has since remained behind closed doors in accordance with current health and safety guidelines. 

Speaking to MailOnline from hospital, a groggy Jessica, 37, admitted she will be staying in South-East Asia for weeks beyond her operation, which she describes as 'life-changing'. 

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She said: 'I was being very discreet coming to Thailand as I didn't tell anyone. I am in a Bangkok plastic surgery hospital where I'll spend two weeks in quarantine, and then I'll have the surgery. 

'I'm going to be staying in Thailand nearly two months. I've literally just arrived.' 

She added: 'I can't reveal what the surgery is yet, but it's a life-changing one.'  

The previous day she gave Instagram followers an update ahead of her long-haul flight to South-East Asia while insisting the nature of the trip would remain a secret until further notice. 

Addressing fans from an empty departure lounge, she said: 'I'm at Heathrow Airport all by myself, there's no one else here. I'm going away to somewhere nice, exotic and apparently very hot right now.'  

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9196641/Jessica-Alves-reveals-shes-quarantine-flying-Thailand-life-changing-surgery.html

What is left to be done ????  Look at her .

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6 hours ago, Butter9 said:

What is left to be done ????  Look at her .

Don't you wanna meet her and take a selfie? You'll be famous! :dramatic: 

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8 hours ago, Jazzy Jan said:

This thread reminds me of the “ Gravity “ movie thread from years back  @Bill @runa:lmao::rotfl:  that we loved. It goes on and on and on.  The Gravity thread was a lot of fun 

Oh how I adored that thread :lmao:

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I don't know the exact surgeries she has undergone, but I'm guessing she's specifically in Thailand to have gender reassignment surgery. Very good treatments and relatively low cost. 

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15 hours ago, horn said:

Don't you wanna meet her and take a selfie? You'll be famous! :dramatic: 

I would rather have my nails removed with a blunt plyer !

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1 hour ago, jonski43 said:

So with royalties in the toilet, where does a relatively unknown rapper get $24 million from to stick a pink diamond to his forehead? Even over four years that's still six million a year to find.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9220821/Rapper-Lil-Uzi-Vert-gets-11-karat-pink-diamond-worth-upwards-24million-pierced-FOREHEAD.html

 

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That looks like a vulva :rotfl:

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7 hours ago, jonski43 said:

So with royalties in the toilet, where does a relatively unknown rapper get $24 million from to stick a pink diamond to his forehead? Even over four years that's still six million a year to find.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9220821/Rapper-Lil-Uzi-Vert-gets-11-karat-pink-diamond-worth-upwards-24million-pierced-FOREHEAD.html

 

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He will be gunned down very soon if that diamond is real.

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Still in quarantine and waiting for the surgery of her lifetime

Meanwhile let's indulge in Jessica's beauty.... IT DANGER :dramatic: 

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48 minutes ago, horn said:

Still in quarantine and waiting for the surgery of her lifetime

Meanwhile let's indulge in Jessica's beauty.... IT DANGER :dramatic: 

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2 hours ago, horn said:

Still in quarantine and waiting for the surgery of her lifetime

Meanwhile let's indulge in Jessica's beauty.... IT DANGER :dramatic: 

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isn't she... pretty in pink...

:wow:

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It's been 2 weeks and there's no news about Jessica and the quarantine period is over.

What is going on?!?! :shock: 

 

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On 5/2/2021 at 4:39 PM, horn said:

Still in quarantine and waiting for the surgery of her lifetime

Meanwhile let's indulge in Jessica's beauty.... IT DANGER :dramatic: 

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She should do a Katy vs. Zooey type of video with Mariah.

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On 1/26/2021 at 1:26 AM, horn said:

Finally after 3 weeks of disappearance...

Jessica Alves stays warm in a faux-fur pillbox hat and leather coat as she steps out after visiting a coronavirus testing centre in London

Come on, vogue! :dramatic: 

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She looks like an exotic Siberian beauty that her Russian billionaire oligarch husband picked out to marry. They're in London for the weekend for a high end shopping spree. 

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7 hours ago, horn said:

It's been 2 weeks and there's no news about Jessica and the quarantine period is over.

What is going on?!?! :shock: 

 

 

:nervous:

We should pray 🙏

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Forget prayers - I think some bait would be more effective? JESS, we've got Crisp 'n' Dry, Band-Aids, a J. Lo-shaped dartboard, and plenty of silicone products. Come back!

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Finally!

After completing 2 weeks of quarantine, Jessica Alves is wheeled into surgery for 'life changing' cosmetic procedure at a Bangkok Kamol Cosmetic hospital.

Her Evita moment 😢  

Deep in my heart I'm concealing... things that I longing to chop...

You must love me!

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