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Shouldn't go there since she obviously has bigger hake fish to salt-cure 'n' sear right now, but I wonder if Hilaria knows how lucky she is that her thing only required a box of hair dye, a few minutes spent noting the accent of Sofia Vergara, a tanning appointment, and a tattered copy of How to Forget the Names of Produce Products for Dummies. Work it out, mamacita.

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EXCLUSIVE 'The last time you'll see this face': Jessica Alves poses for final shoot before having her chin broken, vocal cords modified and face lifted in painstaking SEVEN hour surgery.

Jessica has saved the last for us! 😭

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5 hours ago, horn said:

Jessica has unveiled her new look! :dramatic: 

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New look inspired by Bagachip? 🤔

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She looks good! 

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1 hour ago, Flip The Switch said:

There’s no doubt M was going for this. Tragic for M not for Jessica for obvious reasons. 

But isn't M already done had herses?

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'It's unbelievable when I look at myself in the mirror and see the woman that I've become.

My OnlyFans images are taken by photographers who have also shot for Playboy.'  

 

Oh Jessica has OnlyFans page! :wow: :rosey: :dramatic:

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Jessica, sweetheart. You need to do something about the knees.

But otherwise... looking fab!

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