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This opportunist is probably doing the Electric Slide (or, if that never hit Europe, a traditional Slovene FOLK DANCE equivalent) in the back of a rented U-Haul trailer as we speak. I hope she tries to take him for all he's worth, and I hope that turns out to be... not much!

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53 minutes ago, Lolo said:

Can we now kick Slovenia out of the EU please? 

 

 

oooops, :lmao:
What an idiot :rotfl:

 

 

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19 minutes ago, runa said:

 

 

oooops, :lmao:
What an idiot :rotfl:

 

 

Fucking embarrassing, I want them OUT. 
 

Next time Sasha Baron Cohen wants to do a movie he should leave Kasachstan alone and drag Slovenia for filth.

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6 hours ago, Lolo said:

Fucking embarrassing, I want them OUT. 
 

Next time Sasha Baron Cohen wants to do a movie he should leave Kasachstan alone and drag Slovenia for filth.

What a fucking embarrassment for EU. He should be stripped out of the presidency by the Slovenians for this HUGE gaffe. The Slovenians shouldn't be punished for one idiot. Like Americans shouldn't be held accountable for Trump.

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She's no victim. She deserves nothing and I hope she continues to suffer in the situation she created for herself. Shaking your hand away wasn't enough of a protest against this vile human. She too is vile. Suck it.

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I want her to divorce and then do a road trip reality TV show where she and Ivana have to drive from the east coast to California where Marla is waiting for them. 

Latoya Jackson will meet up with them at certain key moments during the trip. 

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13 hours ago, San said:

She's no victim. She deserves nothing and I hope she continues to suffer in the situation she created for herself. Shaking your hand away wasn't enough of a protest against this vile human. She too is vile. Suck it.

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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19 hours ago, acko said:

I want her to divorce and then do a road trip reality TV show where she and Ivana have to drive from the east coast to California where Marla is waiting for them. 

Latoya Jackson will meet up with them at certain key moments during the trip. 

God, this is such a fantastic concept.

I'm gazing into my crystal ball and *SPOILERS* Kathy Hilton, La Toya's BFFTV (best friend for TV) appears in the penultimate episode, at which point the "dolls" are treated to a luxe stay in the Hiltons' new budget hotel in the polluted, hostile, largely unknown city of Sandra Bernhardino, CA, where they bond over their shared hatred of Omarosa and giddily look forward to the next morning's continental breakfast, which, in Sandra Bernhardino, is always a muffin.

Anyway, it's karaoke time on the eve of the big confrontation and the erstwhile Trump women are only familiar with obscure disco numbers from the old days in Europe, so the gals, none more desperately than La Toya, are squabbling over who'll get the chance to power-whine as Cerrone and who'll be stuck having to impersonate a demented, tone-deaf chipmunk with whom he once released a duet. Fun!

Old habits die hard, so Melania decides to walk the hotel, definitely not guided by a visceral, cellular, primitive desire to steal trinkets from other visitors' rooms, and suddenly she's - oops, oh no! - face-to-face with a Vitamin C-snorting Marla sauntering out of an anti-vaxxers' meeting that's just concluded in the hotel's conference room.

The network (TLC) cancels the series the day before its final episode is set to air, to the mild annoyance of at least three faithful viewers, but leave it to Ivana to graciously agree to an exclusive spot on The Talk to serve the hot tea on what actually went down that night. (Tragically, no one is any the wiser afterwards because no one is able to interpret her English.)

The crystals don't tell all, but what's clear about the mysterious person who penned the theme song is that she'll never win an Oscar and she was the victim of a terrible accident involving cheap hair dye and a jagged pair of shears. It's also known that she was paid with a bag of cat food and with the third and fifth digits of the new cell number of Lady Gaga, by whom, she explains, she was accidentally blocked (again) on all social media, which is only funny 'til it happens to you.

Everyone involved is incarcerated.

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21 hours ago, acko said:

I want her to divorce and then do a road trip reality TV show where she and Ivana have to drive from the east coast to California where Marla is waiting for them. 

Latoya Jackson will meet up with them at certain key moments during the trip. 

:lol:

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@pithy :rotfl:

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The network (TLC) cancels the series the day before its final episode is set to air, to the mild annoyance of at least three faithful viewers, but leave it to Ivana to graciously agree to an exclusive spot on The Talk to serve the hot tea on what actually went down that night.

It sounds like the Rupaul show, :lol:

 

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The orb is still murky re: secret songwriter of the poison pen. I'm getting a name, a "Diane Warren," but it can't be right as who the fuck is that?

@runa, that's a good idea for an episode! "The girls have a ball trying gumbo for the first time and fracking on RuPaul's ranch during their pit stop in Wyoming."

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