Camacho Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Madonna Hires Decoy Clones for MDNA Tour by: Amy Sciarretto April 3, 2012 Multiple Madonnas? Thatd be a dream come true for her legion of fans. But alas, there is only one Material Girl and in order to protect her privacy, she is employing lookalikes. Madge has reportedly hired a smattering of decoys and clones so as to confuse paparazzi and keep them at bay while she embarks on her MDNA world tour next month. The National Enquirer (thanks NME!) reports that Madonna is not interested in having the paps flashbulbs going off in her face, In effort to throw them off the scent which likely smells like her new fragrance, Truth or Dare shes hired five decoys to keep photographers away from the real thing. It was her own idea and she conceived it both for protection and to stay private while enjoying down time, an insider told the tab about Madges decision. Five ladies will be made up to look like dead ringers. But the doppelgangers wont just look like the singer. Madonna is apparently giving them lessons on how to walk, talk and act like her. So these will be Madge clones. Its serious business for the singer if she is going to all this trouble. The source also said, On the tour, her clone quintet will be sent out ahead of her to act as diversions when she exits hotels, restaurants, concert halls, or any public venue. Its a brilliant decoy plan, and shes betting it will work! Madonna may be onto something with paparazzi test, but we bet that a wily pap will still end up with a snap of her some how or some way. Lets hope the decoys dont do anything Madge wouldnt. Then she may have to fend off the gossip and rumor mill if one of the faux Madonnas gets herself in some trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Awesome if true, but could there really be that many women who look like M? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest northernlad Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Best job ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Best job ever. Would be pretty fun to spend the day pretending to be Madonna AND getting paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nixed Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 I hope she hires men tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtzlplk Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 would she find clone lola, rocco, david and mercy too? surely the paps will be looking for other family members she'll be walking with at airports and kabbalah centers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 I hope she hires men tbh I'd apply for it, as would most of this forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starman Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 That may have worked in the 80s/90s but not these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluejean Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Sounds like bullshit to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacket Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Virginia Madsen could probably use the work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Sounds like bullshit to me. Either way it's time for me to get my Madonna outfit and weave and work the town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Not4Pussies Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Virginia Madsen could probably use the work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horn Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 How Harry Potter of her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXL Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Madonna Hires Decoy Clones for MDNA Tour by: Amy Sciarretto April 3, 2012 Multiple Madonnas? Thatd be a dream come true for her legion of fans. But alas, there is only one Material Girl and in order to protect her privacy, she is employing lookalikes. Madge has reportedly hired a smattering of decoys and clones so as to confuse paparazzi and keep them at bay while she embarks on her MDNA world tour next month. The National Enquirer (thanks NME!) reports that Madonna is not interested in having the paps flashbulbs going off in her face, In effort to throw them off the scent which likely smells like her new fragrance, Truth or Dare shes hired five decoys to keep photographers away from the real thing. It was her own idea and she conceived it both for protection and to stay private while enjoying down time, an insider told the tab about Madges decision. Five ladies will be made up to look like dead ringers. But the doppelgangers wont just look like the singer. Madonna is apparently giving them lessons on how to walk, talk and act like her. So these will be Madge clones. Its serious business for the singer if she is going to all this trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acko Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Do they get 2 keep the cheeks when the tour is over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loomer Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 OMG, the chics are looking spectacular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonski43 Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 The National Enquirer reports... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXL Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Avarice Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Do they get 2 keep the cheeks when the tour is over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikki Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 I saw this first being posted on april 1st, and I still assume its just an april fools joke that got picked up.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Oriole Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 I thought there was a response to this rumor on Gossip Cop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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