Mensch Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Please report back and estimate what time she's going to take her daily dump, thanks I was actually calculating that. Not that it was much of a calculation. She takes two dumps a year in case you didn't already know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Together Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 I was actually calculating that. Not that it was much of a calculation. She takes two dumps a year in case you didn't already know. I was just asking this last night! What do you think Madonna's shits look/are like?? Solid little bunny poops? Hard logs? Soft spitters??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensch Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 I was just asking this last night! What do you think Madonna's shits look/are like?? Solid little bunny poops? Hard logs? Soft spitters??? Yeah I noticed. I think their solid little gold bombshells of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 It varies. Now that she's going on tour it's going to come out like a slushie. She gets diarrhea every time she goes on tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Together Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Very good points you both bring up. I'm sure it varies with the day/mood, although with the tour quickly approaching, I'm sure M's bowel movements are loosening up quite a bit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 She gets prescribed alot of stool softeners when she's on tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensch Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 It varies. Now that she's going on tour it's going to come out like a slushie. She gets diarrhea every time she goes on tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Get Together Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 Ohhh how I love Madonna fans!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ditaluver Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 i agree with the diarrhea too. i bet her diet has her squirting out pure liquids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Not4Pussies Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 didnt she say once back when she was Esther that she tends to eat things that don't have to take a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ai Papi Si. Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 ^ what's the logic in that?! Shitting normally is healthy! I actually bet she has big healthy shits tbh, no athlete shits like a constipated rabbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FreeMySoul Posted May 23, 2012 Share Posted May 23, 2012 so this means she will open the show on a toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 so this means she will open the show on a toilet? Congratulations! You guessed right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apples388 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Oh my God... *PLOP* I'm heartly sorry.. *WHOSH*... for having offended thee... And I detest... *PLOP PLOP*.. all my sins... Because I dread the loss of... *PLOP* But most of all... *WHOOSH* Because I love the... *PLOP* And I want so badly *PLOP PLOP*.. To be good... *FLUSH*..... ... It's so HYPNOTIC... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyenzed Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jonski43 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 ^ what's the logic in that?! Shitting normally is healthy! I actually bet she has big healthy shits tbh, no athlete shits like a constipated rabbit. This reminds of a story told by Scottish TV presenter Muriel Grey. When she was backstage at Live Aid, Madonna's guards tried to clear everyone whilst M used the portaloo. I think Muriel was with Midge Ure and they both told the guards where to go and sat outside making farting noises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jairo Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Dancers will land in 10 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nessie Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Ugh this is like the longest week ever... i can`t wait anymoooore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paparazzo Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Dancers will land in 10 hours I thought they already arrived? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensch Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 I thought they already arrived? There's be pic of a dancer unpacking already... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jairo Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whyme? Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 What are those patterns on the ground? Are they supposed to light up or something, like in the superbowl? Arent people going to stand on them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuckeye Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 isnt that just the floor? lol when does this damn tour start already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVC Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 What are those patterns on the ground? Are they supposed to light up or something, like in the superbowl? Arent people going to stand on them? its a floor dude.... a floor.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 A floor to protect the grass I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genevieve Vavance Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 does anybody else think the stage looks like a petrol station, I'm sorry not trying to be mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paparazzo Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 There's be pic of a dancer unpacking already... HUH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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