Elysium Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Hung Up is a beautiful masterpiece. But I agree it's not sexy at all. It's very self-conscious, cold and calculated in it's execution. There is no spontaneity or playfulness. It's all very 'look at me...I'm in my late 40's and I'm looking great after surgery...check out my man butt'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest waiting Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 The least sexy thing about the video is her dance moves. I feel like I'm secretly spying on someone's crazy mom dancing in the gym to Abba when watching that video, and nobody should have been around to witness it. The contrast between those cool moves the kids were doing and her was not flattering to say the least. If her moves were fierce, it would have made it sexier; but then she did break her bones around that time, though I have a feeling she would have done pretty much the same either way. She also looked deathly pale in that video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsaacHarris Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 It's Sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GimmeSomeMo Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 I actually think Hung Up is very sexy because it ISNT self aware and calculated. I find it more tongue in cheek and YES ironic and thus more Madonnas style. I find 4 Minutes a lot more contrived and stilted with her COME HITHER looks at the camera and frolicking around around with Justin taking his clothes off. God I despise everything about that song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yummy Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Top Ten Most Sexy Videos 1. Britney – Toxic 2. Shakira – She Wolf 3. JLS - Beat Again 4. Girls Aloud – Untouchable 5. Kylie – Spinning Around 6. Rihanna - Umbrella 7. Ciara feat. Justin Timberlake - Love, Sex and Magic 8. Take That – Pray 9. Beyonce – Single Ladies 10. Robert Palmer - Addicted to Love Oh My.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernatural Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 The least sexy thing about the video is her dance moves. I feel like I'm secretly spying on someone's crazy mom dancing in the gym to Abba when watching that video, and nobody should have been around to witness it. The contrast between those cool moves the kids were doing and her was not flattering to say the least. If her moves were fierce, it would have made it sexier; but then she did break her bones around that time, though I have a feeling she would have done pretty much the same either way. She also looked deathly pale in that video. Are the dance moves lifted from Saturday Night Fever or just the look? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernatural Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 It's funny both Hung Up and Spinning Around make opposite lists as they were made for similar reasons (my last album flopped now look at my ass). Kylie has had sexier videos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apples388 Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 It's Sexy. I love that, my favourite bit Sometimes when I do my yoga DVDs I do a little bit of that but unfortunately I have never filmed it. Maybe one day I will post it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 The list is a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 The least sexy thing about the video is her dance moves. I feel like I'm secretly spying on someone's crazy mom dancing in the gym to Abba when watching that video, and nobody should have been around to witness it. The contrast between those cool moves the kids were doing and her was not flattering to say the least. If her moves were fierce, it would have made it sexier; but then she did break her bones around that time, though I have a feeling she would have done pretty much the same either way. She also looked deathly pale in that video. Sorry bu the club scene and the ghettoblaster humping scenes are orgasms for the eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadFan Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 The boombox hump IS the fucking hottest thing ever, especially live on tour. ...and no I won't post another 140 images of her doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spazz Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 She Wolf is not sexy. Madonna's sexiest videos are JML and Erotica. Britney's sexiest video are Slave 4 you and Dont let me the last to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest waiting Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Sorry bu the club scene and the ghettoblaster humping scenes are orgasms for the eyes. Those are the only redeeming parts of the video. Almost everything in the gym makes me cringe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Ds7s5xqWY I really hate the move she does at 1:55. Are the dance moves lifted from Saturday Night Fever or just the look? The SNF reference is mostly for the disco look and the setting at the club. Maybe the rolling hand move + thrusting hip move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonski43 Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 it looks like they did a quick poll in the office of videos they could remember. What a rubbish list of both sexy and unsexy!?!? Toxic winning? I don't anyone that would even remember the video it was such a mess of ideas and surely Hit Me Baby was sexier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acko Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Those are the only redeeming parts of the video. Almost everything in the gym makes me cringe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Ds7s5xqWY I really hate the move she does at 1:55. The SNF reference is mostly for the disco look and the setting at the club. Maybe the rolling hand move + thrusting hip move. That's because u don't have a sense of humour. She's obviously just 'going over' her dance moves in gym scene..practising her dance moves 4 the club later that night..has nothing 2 do with her accident. The SNF reference is when she's walking the street in the leather jacket..well duh..I didn't know one actually had 2 think 2 get the HU video The video is hot MADONNA IS HOT. END OF STORY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaddysMuff Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 The least sexy thing about the video is her dance moves. I feel like I'm secretly spying on someone's crazy mom dancing in the gym to Abba when watching that video, and nobody should have been around to witness it. The contrast between those cool moves the kids were doing and her was not flattering to say the least. If her moves were fierce, it would have made it sexier; but then she did break her bones around that time, though I have a feeling she would have done pretty much the same either way. She also looked deathly pale in that video. You suck so much. Try to post something positive for once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nothingfails0603 Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 There's an obvious bias against Madonna. I don't see how HU is the least sexy video of all time when there's Happiness In Slavery by NIN, which has a naked man feed himself to a meat grinder that tortures him. Or pretty much any Mariah video after 1999.... Free Willy isn't sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaddysMuff Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 That's because u don't have a sense of humour. She's obviously just 'going over' her dance moves in gym scene..practising her dance moves 4 the club later that night..has nothing 2 do with her accident. The SNF reference is when she's walking the street in the leather jacket..well duh..I didn't know one actually had 2 think 2 get the HU video The video is hot MADONNA IS HOT. END OF STORY. I laughed my ass off the first time I saw the video. Her in a leotard, and prancing around the dance studio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loomer Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 What are those nobodies JLS doing in the list? Bytch please. Nobody cares about videos anymore, so it's shocking that a new one is in it - I'll grant you She Wolf and Gaga are two recent memorable ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Recent and memorable? Thats an oxymoron isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobody_knows_me88 Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 I'm kinda indifferent about the Hung Up video. I don't hate it, but I do think they could have done much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbie Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 I'm kinda indifferent about the Hung Up video. I don't hate it, but I do think they could have done much better. are you sure you are not thinking of the 'Sorry' video? as much as I love that track...it always confused me as to why they would make such a shit video for it lol. I cant tell you how many video treatments...epic video treatments that I came up with in my head for that song :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dicktracy Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 JUSTIFY MY LOVE WILL ALWAYS BE THE SEXIEST AND MOST INFAMOUS MUSIC VIDEO OF ALL TIME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ursaminorjim Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 I'd agree that "Hung up" isn't particularly sexy at all, but "Toxic" at number one? Really?! That's ludicrous. Hell, I can name three Britney videos that are sexier, and a dozen Madonna videos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fak Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 What would as bunch of gay men know about whats sexy when it comes to women? Not sure how this list was compiled but most people would have known that M was in her late 40's and that would probably be off-putting for most young men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fak Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Dont say that. You will have a hate campaign against you here! Thou shall not criticise 4 Mins. It truly was a desperate song! I actually think Hung Up is very sexy because it ISNT self aware and calculated. I find it more tongue in cheek and YES ironic and thus more Madonnas style. I find 4 Minutes a lot more contrived and stilted with her COME HITHER looks at the camera and frolicking around around with Justin taking his clothes off. God I despise everything about that song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zezwer Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 ridiculous lists... they missed decades of videos... flush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ai Papi Si. Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 That's because u don't have a sense of humour. She's obviously just 'going over' her dance moves in gym scene..practising her dance moves 4 the club later that night..has nothing 2 do with her accident. The SNF reference is when she's walking the street in the leather jacket..well duh..I didn't know one actually had 2 think 2 get the HU video The video is hot MADONNA IS HOT. END OF STORY. THANK YOU! Even if it was just Madonna dancing in the gym the whole time - can't you tell that her moves are obviously referencing the way people danced in the 70s? It was also very much like that Jamie Lee Curtis movie which I forget the name of. Oh Waiting. You're like a damp rag that someone uses to clean their kitchen counter. *Shakira moment* You post the same things OVER AND OVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hot Revolver Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 i thought she looked hot in the leotard especially in the sorry vidoe, she looked gorgeous. i think in hung up the lighting was really harsh so it didnt really compliment her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coked Up Baby Boy Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Hung Up is a hot video. So was Poker Face. What a broke ass piece of shit list, seriously. The Hung Up video should be in the GOOD list even if it's JUST for the simple fact that she LOOKED so fucking AMAZING in the video. That alone made it so impressive. Wannabe isn't sexy, but i don't think it was trying to be Get The Party Started fucking sucks balls. That Michael Jackson video deserves it's place though. In fact, it's #1 worst for me. I've never seen anyone so unsexy in my life. He looked like an over grown little girl with no titties dressed like a boy. Fucking hilarious video. Lisa Marie looked hot though. I mean, come on, HUNG UP beating RICK ASTLY and WHAM!? give me a fucking break rubbish. Slave 4 U is hotter than Toxic imo. But Toxic is a nice choice. She Wolf has sexiness to it, but it's also bloody ridiculous in parts too. #2?....no. Take That - Pray? no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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