Stephen Posted May 4, 2015 Posted May 4, 2015 Madonna on Edge: Go Inside Her Real-life RAT NIGHTMARE! By Rachel Pilcher | omg – 3 hours ago In the nearly twenty minute interactive chat video from May 2, Madonna let her fans into her home by answering their most pressing questions..but fans were also invited into Madonna's private hell: her rat infested home! Fans can view the rat at 9:54 run across her bathroom floor. "Madonna has not been sleeping at all; her world is falling apart because of the [infestation]." a source from inside Madonna's home says. "There are hundreds of rats running in and out of her million dollar row home." One of the "hundreds" of rats in Madonna's home! "Mercy and David, her two adopted children, both want to move back to Malawi, since they did not sign up for this in their home. Lourdes moved out for good once she went away to college, and her son Rocco is never home--he stays with friends seven days a week because his friends all joke about his superstar mom's "Fievel den." Our source says that Rocco's friends have bullied Madonna by calling her home the "Fievel den." She is devastated. Another member of the house effected by the rat nightmare? Her precious pooch Olga! "[Olga's] days are numbered! Each member of the household must contribute something to Madonna's household--it's just how she is--and Olga has not been helping at all with the rat infestation. [Madonna] is looking to replace Olga with a cat! She has even reached out to pal Taylor Swift with questions, since she knows Taylor has so many." Madonna's dog Olga is about to be the hottest girl on the STREET after Madonna replaces her for a cat. So how did Madonna's rat problem reach a boiling point? "Madonna has been very sad and manic recently. She spends hours in her bathroom just crying while eating pizza and drinking rosé. It is the lowest point in her life. The rats moved in since Madonna would leave the pizza out while she dozed off her sadness." "Many people think the songs on Rebel Heart like Joan of Arc and Heartbreak City are about her past lovers--but they are about the rats that have taken over her home and her life!," our expert source adds. Reps for Madonna have not responded to inquiries about her infestation, but it looks as if it should be another exciting week at the Cicconne household. We hear that this week Madonna's home will undergo an extermination. Good luck Madge!
BabyDietrich Posted May 4, 2015 Posted May 4, 2015 Poor Willardonna. She is probably befriending rats to ease the emotional turmoil of her string of bad luck
shale101 Posted May 4, 2015 Posted May 4, 2015 clearly the piece of paper she just threw over her shoulder being reflected in the mirror but funny none the less!
Guest bluejean Posted May 4, 2015 Posted May 4, 2015 I also heard a rumour she's going to cover Michael Jackson's 'Ben' on tour. Maybe Traditional can confirm?
mnino Posted May 4, 2015 Posted May 4, 2015 Every little thing that you say or do... I'm hung up I'm hung up on you...
Royal T Posted May 4, 2015 Posted May 4, 2015 Madonna on Edge: Go Inside Her Real-life RAT NIGHTMARE! By Rachel Pilcher | omg – 3 hours ago In the nearly twenty minute interactive chat video from May 2, Madonna let her fans into her home by answering their most pressing questions..but fans were also invited into Madonna's private hell: her rat infested home! Fans can view the rat at 9:54 run across her bathroom floor. "Madonna has not been sleeping at all; her world is falling apart because of the [infestation]." a source from inside Madonna's home says. "There are hundreds of rats running in and out of her million dollar row home." One of the "hundreds" of rats in Madonna's home! "Mercy and David, her two adopted children, both want to move back to Malawi, since they did not sign up for this in their home. Lourdes moved out for good once she went away to college, and her son Rocco is never home--he stays with friends seven days a week because his friends all joke about his superstar mom's "Fievel den." Our source says that Rocco's friends have bullied Madonna by calling her home the "Fievel den." She is devastated. Another member of the house effected by the rat nightmare? Her precious pooch Olga! "[Olga's] days are numbered! Each member of the household must contribute something to Madonna's household--it's just how she is--and Olga has not been helping at all with the rat infestation. [Madonna] is looking to replace Olga with a cat! She has even reached out to pal Taylor Swift with questions, since she knows Taylor has so many." Madonna's dog Olga is about to be the hottest girl on the STREET after Madonna replaces her for a cat. So how did Madonna's rat problem reach a boiling point? "Madonna has been very sad and manic recently. She spends hours in her bathroom just crying while eating pizza and drinking rosé. It is the lowest point in her life. The rats moved in since Madonna would leave the pizza out while she dozed off her sadness." "Many people think the songs on Rebel Heart like Joan of Arc and Heartbreak City are about her past lovers--but they are about the rats that have taken over her home and her life!," our expert source adds. Reps for Madonna have no responded to inquiries about her infestation, but it looks as if it should be another exciting week at the Cicconne household. We hear that this week Madonna's home will undergo an extermination. Good luck Madge!
Roland Barthes Posted May 4, 2015 Posted May 4, 2015 It's happenning ! http://www.boyculture.com/boy_culture/2015/05/the-struggle-is-real-madonna-has-mice.html
Moka Posted May 4, 2015 Posted May 4, 2015 Black rats, as big as catsDestiny sings farewell, church bellsIs anyone gone?All my children went awayTears are fallingComing down, coming downI hear the rats in the ceilingPestilence, no coexistenceThere's no hopeAnd only silence remainsWe only know one thing The queen's been infestedShe'll never rule againThe queen's been infestedShe'll never rule againYour queen's been slainThe rats have won it's certain
mnino Posted May 4, 2015 Posted May 4, 2015 Madonna's dog Olga is about to be the hottest girl on the STREET after Madonna replaces her for a cat. Janet is going to lend a hand...
mnino Posted May 4, 2015 Posted May 4, 2015 Another Rat In Another Hall One More Rat American Rat Rat Gone Wild Rat Profusion Hey Rat I'm Rat-less Rats Don't Live Here Anymore
BabyDietrich Posted May 4, 2015 Posted May 4, 2015 Don't pretend you're not hungry There's plenty to eat Come on into my bathroom For mystery meat My rodent is RAWWW
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