Kurt420 Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 It's Dec 1992, I'm 34 and fucking hot. I just released Sex a couple months back and the media and public have completely lost it. They won't know what hit them when my movie comes out in a couple months though. They will have no choice but to give it up to me, yes I'm that good in this film. Rebecca Carlson is going to win me my much deserved Oscar.
Platinum Gold Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 Im 20 years old and i love going to dance classes in Ann Arbor. And I love my teacher Christopher Flynn
nimos Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 Trussed up like a turkey then. Be brave. Oh god, yes!
Mad_On_Her Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 Enjoying my career lull. May it last forever. so hot. Have my baby
loomer Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 Am I the only Confessions bitch around here? I know we got some Hard Candy folks on this site. Where's Scrapple?? Were you a wannabe at TVT?
Nonoka Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 Im 20 years old and i love going to dance classes in Ann Arbor. And I love my teacher Christopher Flynn Nooo, you're already in NYC at this point!
Magrat Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 I`m 41 and so in love! Just met this English dude, I just know this guy was meant for me and I was meant for him. He`s this hot new director. With his help I will finally get my Oscar nomination, cause I just signed to play a violin teacher in this super-prestigious big Hollywood production. I just know after all the awards I collected for my last album, I will finally get the artistic recognition as an actress as well.
Flip The Switch Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 I`m 41 and so in love! Just met this English dude, I just know this guy was meant for me and I was meant for him. He`s this hot new director. With his help I will finally get my Oscar nomination, cause I just signed to play a violin teacher in this super-prestigious big Hollywood production. I just know after all the awards I collected for my last album, I will finally get the artistic recognition as an actress as well.
wash Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 I'm 42 I just released my new single Music and it's gone straight to number 1! I'm still so cool and spunky after all these years. I think US is going to love me forever, I might even challenge them a bit with my new album, see how they take ;-) oh... i'm pregnat again!
FurnStar Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 I'm 25 and I'm busy rushing around trying to promote my first album. I just KNOW that this is my first album of many, and that super stardom is just around the corner. I want to rule the world...and I will rule the world
ryan Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 It's Dec 1992, I'm 34 and fucking hot. I just released Sex a couple months back and the media and public have completely lost it. They won't know what hit them when my movie comes out in a couple months though. They will have no choice but to give it up to me, yes I'm that good in this film. Rebecca Carlson is going to win me my much deserved Oscar. love it Kurt!!!!
jmg Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 I've just finished filming my video to American Pie!
Guest Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 I will be 44 in four days. So, around this era...
unruhe Posted October 30, 2014 Posted October 30, 2014 I'm 32 and it's March 1991. I'm giving LIFE on stage at the Oscars I am also probably finishing post production for my amazing documentary Truth Or Dare (a.k.a. In Bed With Me). Just did this photoshoot: And enjoying the "success" of my latest single "Rescue Me" which has been released last month and for which I have decided not to make a video cause I'm a bitch. In two months I will premiere my movie in Cannes and see where it goes from there. I'm itching for releasing a coffee table book, let's see how that turns out.
mamifero Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 Madonna @ 49 Live Nation Live Earth 1 Billion people saw me give this choir girl her first orgasm on live TV edit: Great thread
Bretticus Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 Hi! It's July 1992, and my current single "This Used to Be My Playground", from my hit film "A League of Their Own" (Geena Davis star billing? Please!) is going to jump to #1 next week on the Billboard Hot 100! I am so excited, even though I have a feeling I will completely ignore the song for the rest of my career!
madgemusic85 Posted October 31, 2014 Posted October 31, 2014 I'll be 26 close to Thanks giving, so her Lucky Star video stage!
Carta Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 I'm about 6 weeks away from giving birth to my second child. He's due in early September, but the doctors are recommending that I deliver him slightly early, so I'm booked in for a C-Section in late August (just after my 42nd birthday). Guy and I are going strong but no ring yet, so we'll see what happens! The other Guy in my life continues to impress me more and more with each project he oversees at Maverick. Definitely a lot of potential there!! My latest single, "Music", has just hit the airwaves and people seem to like it, so fingers crossed they'll love the video, which hits MTV in a couple of weeks (I filmed it back in April before I started showing too much). Caresse is already talking about a video for the next single, so with any luck, I'll lose my baby weight as quickly as I did after Lola was born! I've got four singles planned for this album, but Warners are talking about 5 (which is standard for me anyway), so we'll see what happens. They're also making noise about a tour - I've got a few surprise performances planned for later this year, so if they go well, I might think about hitting the road again. It's time, and I've released so much material since I last toured that I'll be able to skip all of my old stuff and just focus on the new material. I'm thinking of starting the tour in Australia. Every album I release there goes to #1, so they deserve it! I can't post a photo because I'm nearly 8 months pregnant and it's the middle of summer, so it's too hot to go outside and be snapped by the paparazzi!
gemini1313 Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 im 44. About to leave my husband Guy and will try to retain my youthful glow by getting my cheeks puffed.
XXL Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 I am 31 years and 9 months old which means that right now I'm practically in the middle of this I'm considering getting rid of the ponytail later on during my ICONIC tour, in favour of something like this: What do you think? Shall I keep the ponytail instead? Not that I give a shit about what you think Most of the time anyway
XXL Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 I'm 44. About to leave my husband Guy and will try to retain my youthful glow by getting my cheeks puffed. You are 5-6 years ahead of schedule Get it right
Guest eroticerotic Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 sniffing cigars with Jonathan Ross http://madonnascrapbook.tumblr.com/post/17558511515/madonna-and-jonathan-ross-1992
Plasticlimbo Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 -- I am filming Evita and all dressed up in fabulous Christian Dior Haut Couture, wearing Ferragamo, visiting Buenos Aires and then Budapest. All the press is on me, and soon they will see my best movie ever! Hoping I get and Oscar for it! -- Are you pregnant ? But it's not time to discuss this.Let's focus on Evita, please, -- She won't talk about this ! -- Thank you , Liz !
Guest whatatramp Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 And enjoying the "success" of my latest single "Rescue Me" which has been released last month and for which I have decided not to make a video cause I'm a bitch. Madonna @ 49 Live Nation Live Earth 1 Billion people saw me give this choir girl her first orgasm on live TV Hi! It's July 1992, and my current single "This Used to Be My Playground", from my hit film "A League of Their Own" (Geena Davis star billing? Please!) is going to jump to #1 next week on the Billboard Hot 100! I am so excited, even though I have a feeling I will completely ignore the song for the rest of my career!
Guest whatatramp Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 -- I am filming Evita and all dressed up in fabulous Christian Dior Haut Couture, wearing Ferragamo, visiting Buenos Aires and then Budapest. All the press is on me, and soon they will see my best movie ever! Hoping I get and Oscar for it! -- Are you pregnant ? But it's not time to discuss this.Let's focus on Evita, please, -- She won't talk about this ! -- Thank you , Liz ! love this thread
jacket Posted November 2, 2014 Posted November 2, 2014 That dorky song I wrote while perving on a hot Puerto Rican dancing on his balcony was released today. I'm sure to get my next Billboard No.1 with this. "WHAT?! FREDDY! It was released everywhere EXCEPT the US?!"
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