GOD Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I'll ask her if Dennis's rod was the biggest she had in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulaAbdul Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Been there, done that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erotica blu Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I don't think meeting your idol is a good thingI met David Lynch once. I think I pissed him off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Jan Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I met David Lynch once. I think I pissed him off. Erotica Blu, why do you think you pissed him off ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOD Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Erotica Blu, why do you think you pissed him off ? coz he was hitting on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erotica blu Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 coz he was hitting on him. Absolutely not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erotica blu Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Erotica Blu, why do you think you pissed him off ?It was a meet and greet. He was signing copies of his movie Inland Empire. I asked if I could take his picture. He agreed and I did a lean in so we would both be in the picture. And for whatever reason, maybe paranoia, I think he wasn't very appreciative of the ambush nature of how I got a picture him and myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Jan Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 It was a meet and greet. He was signing copies of his movie Inland Empire. I asked if I could take his picture. He agreed and I need a lean in so we would both be in the picture. And for whatever reason, maybe paranoia, I think he wasn't very appreciative of the ambush nature of how I got a picture him and myself. Well Erotica Blu, your ambush tactics worked as you got the picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Peter, I am sure she would like you. Don't put yourself down. Oh, Jan ... you're so sweet. I'm not trying to put myself down, just ... being realistic. Not everyone gets on with everyone, I know that. And just from what I've read ... I don't know. She seems to be disappointed or seems to dislike people or qualities that I seem to be like or have. Not sure I'm expressing that clearly, but ... For example, she likes people who are confident. That's not one of my strongest traits. That's just one thing; there are others. Believe me, I read/watch the interviews a little too carefully sometimes, so I pick up all these clues, and over time that realization starts to settle in that, although you love someone very much from a distance, you probably wouldn't be good friends. Don't get me wrong -- I'm sure she'd treat me with respect as a human being, but ... that's about it. The only thing I think she'd really appreciate is that I love to write/receive letters, and I know that's something she really likes. (The Face magazine interview, 2000) Wow. Having written that, I feel a little stalker-y. lol! And we were just talking about meeting her for 2 minutes, not about becoming her new bff. But I guess ... I don't know. No one likes rejection, really, do they? (Rejection may be the greatest aphrodisiac according to Madonna herself, but ... we're not talking about "getting on" in that way, either! Ha!) So. Yeah. I'd rather avoid the rejection. I did meet Guy Oseary and Monte Pittman in the golden triangle on the MDNA tour, though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confessions92 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I'd love to have a quick chat about art with her. She never really discusses the paintings she owns, how she has been inspired by them, why certain artists are her favorite, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andra Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I'd ask her relationship advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madonnasuperfan01 Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Honestly i wouldn't be able to say anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I'd tell her to look into my eyes and remember them. Then I'd smile and leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbie Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I would probably freak out and make a fool of myself because that's how much she means to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tumbleweedt Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Still thinking what I would do with all that time: 3 minutes (why not 4 ) before show time would still leave us with roughly one and half hours before she would get on stage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat.Guy Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I'd tell her to look into my eyes and remember them. Then I'd smile and leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I'd wanna gush over her and tell her how much I love her and how much she changed and saved my life, but she doesn't wanna hear that. God, after all these years of being a fan (a one-time extremely obsessed fan), actually sitting here right now imagining being face to face with her, I honestly have no idea what I'd say or do. I'd probably cry, which would just freak her out or piss her off. So, in reality, my best bet would probably be to decline the opportunity, but I'd probably always kick myself for it. It's a no-win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raptor_attack Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I'd wanna gush over her and tell her how much I love her and how much she changed and saved my life, but she doesn't wanna hear that. God, after all these years of being a fan (a one-time extremely obsessed fan), actually sitting here right now imagining being face to face with her, I honestly have no idea what I'd say or do. I'd probably cry, which would just freak her out or piss her off. So, in reality, my best bet would probably be to decline the opportunity, but I'd probably always kick myself for it. It's a no-win. Just give her a bit of sass and hope she giggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nessie Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I'd introduce myself to her and ask her what her name is. Then after she says her name, I'll ask her to repeat it. Then I'd walk away. She'd be so stunned that someone actually didn't know her name, she'd remember me forever. Rumor has it that Queen Elizabeth didn't know who she was when they met at the DAD premiere.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Let's bet who she will remember. Don't nobody go stealing my line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whatatramp Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 faint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reQuiem4adream Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I would bow to her three times, and ask her what was on her mind when she decided to release those 3 awful singles off MDNA. Would she rather choose IA, GB or LS instead? Then I can rest my case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nessie Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I did meet Guy Oseary and Monte Pittman in the golden triangle on the MDNA tour, though! At the SS Tour i screamed on Guy Oseary's face that i love him (in reality i just don't ). He was really surprised and took a picture of me and my friend, so i guess the tactic worked. I knew he is an ego driven man and i was sure that he would love the adulation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoogieWoogie Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 I'd thank her for her inspiration and then make her sign this page of the SEX book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Me: Her: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ditaluver Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Ive decided to just hand her my address and tell her when she cleans out the closet.... think of me darlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky guy Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Handshake and say how do you do. That would be it I think. Then give equal time to everyone else in the room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat.Guy Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS Madonna you look so GOOOOOOD! SLAYYYYYYYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS Madonna you look so GOOOOOOD! SLAYYYYYYYY Lmao. I'd prob cry, carry on about her voice and how she saved my life, and just generally annoy her, this scarring me for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS Madonna you look so GOOOOOOD! SLAYYYYYYYY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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