elijah Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 http://www.maxim.com/Entertainment/4Madonn...w/7317/435.aspx 5.Britney 4. Madonna Where You´ve Seen Her Unsexy: On tour, at the Wailing Wall, in the pharmacy´s menopause aisle Why She´s Unsexy: After building a personal fortune on Top 40 pornography, Madonna traded pioneering sexuality for, like other old Jewish women, self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration. Combine a Paris Hilton–like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies with a mug that looks Euro-sealed to her skull, and you´ve got Willem Dafoe with hot flashes. 3. Sandra Oh 2. Amy Winehouse 1. Sarah Jessica Parker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bulgar Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 what do they know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Bitch Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I'm very much doubt she'd be desperate to fuck the guy who wrote that article and he no doubt knows it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DOR Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 That didn't stop them to post her naked pitcher back when, but her between album's times she is become a mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolidayGuy Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I heard this on the radio last week. Of course, they choose pics and all that are not flatterign at all. They should put a pic of her from TCT or sumthin (i.e. in that purple getup strutting down the catwalk during HU) and try passing her off as unsexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agclef Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 WOW, they seem to have really hit upon a lot of valid points, it's pretty current too...s-c-a-r-y. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ai Papi Si. Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I don't think any of their points are valid. Just sounds like they're picking on her really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agclef Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I heard this on the radio last week. Of course, they choose pics and all that are not flatterign at all. They should put a pic of her from TCT or sumthin (i.e. in that purple getup strutting down the catwalk during HU) and try passing her off as unsexy. She can surely do a lot to make herself look better on a day-to-day basis, there's no need for looking like a slob...AND she needs some weight (I say this all the time). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raider of the lost Ark Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Okay, a magazine that is famous for having the latest "now are my 15 minutes of fame" - girls, styled as a cheap sex kitten and photographed in the most uninspired way (just "sexy" enough to fullfill the wet dreams of a 12-year old) has made a list of unsexy women. Women that are succesfull, independent, strong and unique (well, except for Britney). What a shocker. NOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pera Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 She probably refused to appear on the cover :vanitybonet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riverwide Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 ...a Paris Hilton–like pet accessorizing fetish only for dirt-poor foreign babies This makes me fucking LIVID. If she had adopted a white baby, none of these "writers" would dream of calling the baby an "accessory", but because the adopted child is black, they think it's ok to imply that. Racist CUNTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikki Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 This makes me fucking LIVID. If she had adopted a white baby, none of these "writers" would dream of calling the baby an "accessory", but because the adopted child is black, they think it's ok to imply that. Racist CUNTS. I hear that a lot, people calling David an accessory. They're so racist and seem anti all human rights organizations for saying this. because they're hurting little David a lot more than Madonna herself (not that they need to "hurt" her but you just know they want her to feel insecure and pick on her) But yes, it's pure racism. They're saying more about themselves than about Madonna or David by making such a racist comment. Also, people just see her as unsexy because she's over the age of 40. I mean.. look at the darn list! Everyone's "older". Except for Whinehouse, but darn, she aint much to look at even with that almost anorexic figure of her many girls dream of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest harbors Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 i totally agreed with them. Madonna has been very unsexy since 2000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest northernlad Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 i totally agreed with them. Madonna has been very unsexy since 2000. & how many years has it been for you dear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeMySoul Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest henZ Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 & how many years has it been for you dear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky guy Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 There is something a little unsexy about todays Madonna; take the Sorry video for instance. The van stuff was clearly trying to be sexy but just wasn't. She's too controlled and contrived. She can still be sexy when she lets totally loose in my opinion. From the pictures I saw, she was on full sexual beam on the G-A-Y stage (ironically) promoting Confessions. Her look is a bit unsexy sometimes; since the accident and the weight lost she has a bit of a bug eyed skinny look to her face. She looked so utterly hot during the American life era with a little weight on her. I'd love to see her look like that again. But Maxim is teenage wank fodder masquerading as a trendy mens mag anyway, so it's hardly a worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Damaris Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I never thought of Madonna as drop dead gorgeous but Ive seen uglier people her age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eternal Flame Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I see they conveniently chose her most unflattering in years. But anyway Madonna is probably the sexiest woman pushing 50 that I ever saw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drowned World Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 When will people get it..Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it goes way beyond looks. It is an incredibly superficial piece. Maxim goes typically for the sillicone breasts, perma tanned page 3 model and normally despises anything natural. Shows us where we are in society, and it's kind of sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Jesus...that's really brutal. It sounds like something Flea Dip could've written. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riverwide Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 But yes, it's pure racism. They're saying more about themselves than about Madonna or David by making such a racist comment. *Exactly*. They're almost accusing her of treating black children like pets, yet they're actually showing themselves up as racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riverwide Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Maxim goes typically for the sillicone breasts, perma tanned page 3 model and normally cannot stand anything natural. Exactly. Madonna has *never* been that kind of "beauty". She totally transcends that kind of crap. Thank fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riverwide Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Well this is it, but Maxim thinks that women who turn up to premieres wearing only fake tan and a belt is "sexy". I'd actually be more concerned if they thought she was sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FuckBuddy Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I'd actually be more concerned if they thought she was sexy. exactly. maxim's target group are uneducated, homophobic, filthy guys whose only joys in life are football and a pint or two at their local, miserable pub. they wish they were lucky enough to fuck jordan and end up marrying some trashy jade lookalike whose belly is about to explode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXL Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 (edited) I think I'll devolve half an hour of my afternoon doing a little research on Maxim Mag After all I havent been watching Angela Lansbury all summer long for nothing Edited October 18, 2007 by XXL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coked Up Baby Boy Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Maxims ideal woman aren't exactly in the "nearly 50" range so i'm not surprised OR offended by this silly poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chatty kathy Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Maxims ideal woman aren't exactly in the "nearly 50" range so i'm not surprised OR offended by this silly poll. True. Maxim's typical beauty is the fake boobs, fake hair extentions, and faked tan beauty under the age of 25. I think most of these woman are women men fear, or feel emascualted by them. Granted Britney's an exception, I think they just added her for making such as ass out of herself on the VMA's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Bitch Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Madonna hasn't been considered sexy by these kinds of mags since the late 80s i.e. when it became clear to the wank fodder aficionados that she had a brain in her head. One mag in the early 90s likened kissing her to kissing Hitler; it's nothing new. And I've said all along that the reaction to the adoption was racist. She's reinvented her self as an upper class wife and mother with a home in middle England and suddenly that perception of her was shattered with a black, African baby being brought into the fold. Racism and homophobia are still strong in British soceity, no matter how PC people claim to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoogieWoogie Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 ...i totally see the Willem Dafoe thing though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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