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Hi, it's Demonna.


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Hi, this is Demonna.

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Some of you might know me.

I like Kaballah and performing rituals.

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This is my friend Britney. And that's Christina.

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I kissed Britney

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and she turned into...well:

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But she still serves me sometimes, but under my spell. Here she is hailing me:

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I kissed Christina too.

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Then she turned into this:

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Then I made her actually bleed herself:

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And eat all the donuts:

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Then there's Nicki.

She was on to me.

She knew I kissed her.

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She tried to wear spikes to defend herself against me. She even stabbed me.

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So I made her shit fall off:

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So like...worship me...and like, build an altar to me and call me collect.

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And keep the story going.

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:ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

wait....was this actually real???!!! Why have I never heard of this???!!!

Yep, real as can be. Even though it totally looks like period blood, the official word was that it was spray tan fluid. :chuckle:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/30/christina-aguileras-mysterious-drip_n_1242294.html

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Every morning at precisely 3am, I arise from my bed, kneel at my Demonna alter and chant. My current mantra is;

NOIT CELLOC ETALUC AMMI

NOIT CELLOC ETALUC AMMI

NOIT CELLOC ETALUC AMMI

MAER DYZZ UFAM ORF PUE KOWT SUJI

Any self-respecting Minion of Demonna would do the same.

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Oh, it-s so great to look for demon images of Madonna!!! I found a page where a crazy person scrutinizes all the Superbowl looking for satanic clues! And posts this!!!!

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"Pentagram/Baphomet on her crotch. Also you can see sight of abuse if you look close enough at her crotch"

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Oh, it-s so great to look for demon images of Madonna!!! I found a page where a crazy person scrutinizes all the Superbowl looking for satanic clues! And posts this!!!!

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"Pentagram/Baphomet on her crotch. Also you can see sight of abuse if you look close enough at her crotch"

abuse....???

These people take the cake when it comes to coocoo... Have you guys seen all those illumanit/satanic vids on the superbowl performance on youtube...??? oh good god.....

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