acko Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 In case u didn't know: 'Her mother died when she was young, she was just so sad that she made jesus black & sang Like A Prayer' also she has a fantasy where she travels through time & she'll take books with her on her journey 2 visit the Thriller-era Michael Jackson & warn him not 2 do plastic surgeries & drugs, but she's a bit puzzled though cuz the universe might b rearranged & certain songs might not b recorded. 'But Madonna is just so smart, she had NO surgery, just fillers, she works out every day that's why her body looks like a miracle . I remember with the masturbation on the bed they ripped up her picture in Afghanistan with the veils & everything, but she gave a speech at the airport telling them 2 throw the 1st rock cuz she's very religious' I feel kinda disrespectful posting it here, she's not well...but I listen 2 her 50 minute rants over the phone & talk 2 her every week cuz all my other relatives stopped answering her calls. But her current obsession is George Michael 'Who is entirely 2 fat, she can't stand it cuz he's so gorgeous'.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Bless her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacket Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Give her my number, I'll take her calls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 But her current obsession is George Michael 'Who is entirely 2 fat, she can't stand it cuz he's so gorgeous'.... Love it. Ask her why he drove his car into a Snappy Snaps. (Surely he wasn't on coke...ha ha.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Jan Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Acko, You are so kind to take her calls and it is great that you share her hilarious theories as she most likely would feel honoured that people are hearing them. I loved reading her funny, sweet crazy thoughts. She sounds priceless really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horn Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 Did you tell her Madge fucked the black jesus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVC Posted June 29, 2013 Share Posted June 29, 2013 You're an incredibly gracious, mature and loving person. So amazing. I would take a call from her anyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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