IsaacHarris Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I've finally seen this masterpiece of cinema! (it randomly came on HBO at 2:00 AM) I expected a piece of shit, but despite what the reviews said, I actually enjoyed it. William Dafoe & Madonna had good chemistry and her acting was NOT HALF BAD. Sure enough, she blinked every 2 seconds and delivered her lines like a 2 year old would, but thats typical of her. The plot was interesting enough. Young whore dates rich old man, fucks him to death, and inherits his $$$. Predictable at times, but still entertaining for the most part. The supporting cast was DECENT. Especially the Black Lady Judge. Total bitch! She was HILARIOUS!!!! Back to Madonna; She was sexy as hell; her mannerisms, her facial expressions, HER BODY, everything... the sex scenes were pretty hot! & her character, Rebbeca Carlson, was such a whore: "Don't look so hurt, Alan. I fucked you, I fucked Andrew, I fucked Frank. That's what I do; I fuck!" Her 'look' in the film was great too. Very reminiscent of the Bad Girl video. Despite the unintentional comedy and slow-pace, I enjoyed the movie for what it was. And seriously, MADONNA IS SEX PERSONIFIED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck82 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Love Rebecca Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acko Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 IsaHurr, u one classy betch. REBECCA 4EVER! 'Wish me lock..' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loomer Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 The plot was interesting enough. Young whore dates rich old man, fucks him to death, and inherits his $$$. Predictable at times, but still entertaining for the most part. The supporting cast was DECENT. Especially the Black Lady Judge. Total bitch! She was HILARIOUS!!!! Except she looked old ass fuck in that movie. Token black female judge was everythang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsaacHarris Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 If anyone wants to watch it online, here you go: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7426109656514848403# 'Wish me lock..' Julianne Moore slapped the shit out of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IsaacHarris Posted July 2, 2010 Author Share Posted July 2, 2010 Except she looked old ass fuck in that movie. Token black female judge was everythang Whenever she had on that damn beret. It Looked as thought she was going bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acko Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I love how Rebecca Carlson walked in2 the TUTBMP video on her day off especially.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ciccone's Cheeks Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 one of my favs of all time!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loomer Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I love how Rebecca Carlson walked in2 the TUTBMP video on her day off especially.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loomer Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Julianne Moore slapped the shit out of her. Ppl in the original screenings cheered in that scene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loomer Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Whenever she had on that damn beret. It Looked as thought she was going bald. The director told her her haircut was "ugly". Which made her cry. Was a case of peroxide overload back then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkydita Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Best line in a film EVER: Have you ever seen animals make love Frank? It's INTENSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acko Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 The director told her her haircut was "ugly". Which made her cry. Was a case of peroxide overload back then. I think Abel said that..forcing her 2 grow 'roots' Blonde hair & black roots Madonna is so everythang & fer fuck' sake will somebody post that cahiers du cinema cover story.. I've been asking 4 years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkydita Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 And I swear she demanded those references to Rebecca being a "beautiful woman". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loomer Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I think Abel said that..forcing her 2 grow 'roots' Oh yeah. Well those 2 kinda blend in2 each other Even the directors are easily mistaken given their previous works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkydita Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I'm voting with loomer on this, I think it was Uli that said the haircut was ugly, it was the fringe. It's not quite Last Exit To Brooklyn is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acko Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I think back in the day it was reported that Madonna fought wiv Abel over HAIR. But I don't remember a director's quote as in 'Ur hair is ugly' I remember it being about 'roots'. :GAY: What is it with these 'great' directors & Madonna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GimmeSomeMo Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 'Wish me lock..' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acko Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Bitch what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GimmeSomeMo Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I just know 12:51 really appreciates that scene. Along with the over the top kimono ripping sound on the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loomer Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I love how in that Sunday Times Magazine interview (thanks funkyditahole ) she said that Body Of Evidence was like Basic Instinct. Looks like she was just trying to outdo Sharon Stone after all. With the two three punch of this, Erotica and Sex, then followed swiftly by Dangerous Game, it basically killed her acting career forever. How would anyone be able to be taken seriously as an actress after that?! If indeed that was her goal. Then she has the nerve to have a go at the pretty young it girls of Hollywood Sandra Bullock and Demi Moore saying what they do in film isn't art as if her filmography is so much better. She really had no option but to retreat to The MOR Years so she could do Evita. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acko Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I just know 12:51 really appraciates that scene. Along with the over the top kimono ripping sound on the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ai Papi Si. Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I just know 12:51 really appreciates that scene. Along with the over the top kimono ripping sound on the stairs. I appreciate this entire movie. It's so wonderfully grotesque! I love "WISH ME LOCK?" followed by the slap and the gentle caressing of her own cheek. "BUT THE STRAWBERRIES WERE SO SWEET." *small grin* *pleasured/pained smile slowly develops as she gets anal sexed* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernatural Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I can remember the Sex stuff had more than worn out its welcome and then this movie came out, like beating a dead horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad_On_Her Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I love this movie it's hilarious. I love Anne Archer in it as well " I personally saw her shovel the stuff up her nose, is that good enough?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic_system Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I love how in that Sunday Times Magazine interview (thanks funkyditahole ) she said that Body Of Evidence was like Basic Instinct. Looks like she was just trying to outdo Sharon Stone after all. With the two three punch of this, Erotica and Sex, then followed swiftly by Dangerous Game, it basically killed her acting career forever. How would anyone be able to be taken seriously as an actress after that?! If indeed that was her goal. Then she has the nerve to have a go at the pretty young it girls of Hollywood Sandra Bullock and Demi Moore saying what they do in film isn't art as if her filmography is so much better. She really had no option but to retreat to The MOR Years so she could do Evita. AND she has really NO CLUE about films. She said (I guess it was the Sunday Times interview or NME 92) that A League of Their Own wasn't that great, she acted like it was a piece of garbage when, in reality, it's one of the best thing she did But then she said BOE was going to be her next best thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coked Up Baby Boy Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 It's a true masterpiece of fuckery. 5/5. Fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erotica blu Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I cried at the film's climax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erotica blu Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Except she looked old ass fuck in that movie. Token black female judge was everythang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GimmeSomeMo Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 I cried at the film's climax. What is the films climax? When Madonna is found NOTEH GUILTY? When the BIG TWIST REVELATION happens? Or when she is shot and goes into the water with her hard nipples protruding from her wet top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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