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jacket

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  1. "i'm lying there thinking, will this pleasure ever end?"

  2. jacket

    *enters*

    *wipes dirty feet on carpet*

    *leaves*

  3. *walks in, unfolds blue bath towel on the floor, then lies down*

    *clears throat and starts singing FMB's favourite Kylie song*

    *finishes, picks up towel, rolls it up, and then cartwheels out*

  4. Be ware, it may spoil the fantasy...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_pS46YRMIQ. 1.12 mark.

  5. Came here to tell you your Madonna avatar gave me the funnies, and then got distracted by the Pam signature. :wow: :wow: :wow:

    ps. i don't have sigs turned on.

  6. Hi :)

    It is Papa Lazarou. A character from the British TV series "A League of Gentlemen".

  7. i wanna freak in the morning

    a freak in the evening just like mehhh

    i needa ruffneck brotha that can satisfy mehhh

  8. it was clogged. it isn't now.

    care for a peg?

  9. oooo baby

    you're going to have pay for a replacement naughty boy... except i don't want cash or credit -- i will only accept payment in kind. :horny:

  10. "u are hairy.. like animal! make love to me monkey man"

  11. ahahahaha at your avatar

  12. And feel like I just got homeeeeee -- you bumped me up to 4 stars. *MWAH*

    1. jacket

      jacket

      And I rated you 5, of course!

    2. Ray of Light

      Ray of Light

      You're welcome and thanks!

  13. change your avatar and sig this instant! :americanlife:

  14. Congrats on becoming a Forum God(dess). Love your work! :kiss2:

  15. i just want a lock of hair :(

  16. i lurve your avatar. is it the guy from mgmt?

  17. is that you in your avatar? *.*

  18. is turning water into wine

  19. Love that you have taken my cue and are using Queen Elaine gifs. Impeccable taste.

  20. my childhood *.*

  21. Nice of you to say. Although i'm not sure how i've shown that i understand you. :)

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