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She most likely will crash Kanye West's set and perform Holy Water while pouring her pussy juice all over Kanye's face while Kim watches on in horror while clutching North West for dear life.

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She most likely will crash Kanye West's set and perform Holy Water while pouring her pussy juice all over Kanye's face while Kim watches on in horror while clutching North West for dear life.

I totally see Kanye doing a remake of Flashdance but instead of a bucket of water having Madonna's holy water splashing his face.

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Guest Rocco Papa

She most likely will crash Kanye West's set and perform Holy Water while pouring her pussy juice all over Kanye's face while Kim watches on in horror while clutching North West for dear life.

I'm here for this.

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Glastonbury festival is known as a place for gaining new experiences, and not just for fans. Mary J Blige and Motörhead will be among the artists making their debut appearances at this year’s event, along with newer names such as Sleaford Mods and Catfish and the Bottlemen. These acts help make up a list of 75 artists announced by the festival on 14 April, which also includes returning stars such as Alt-J, Pharrell Williams, Florence and the Machine and Patti Smith, who will likely be playing tracks from her debut album Horses, which celebrates its 40th anniversary this year.


It will be Florence Welch’s first live appearance at the festival since 2010, when she played a barnstorming set on the Other stage that included a cover of Fleetwood Mac’s The Chain. As for the debut artists, Blige’s performance follows the R&B singer’s 2014 album The London Sessions, which was heavily influenced by the current wave of UK dance artists. Hard rockers Motörhead follow in the footsteps of Metallica, who last year became the first heavy metal band to headline the festival. Although Pharrell Williams has played Glastonbury before as part of his group NERD, this will be the first time he has performed as a solo artist. His booking comes off the back of a career renaissance – he played a key part in a trio of recent global smash hits: Happy, Blurred Lines and Get Lucky.


Other notable names on the list include a collaborative performance between Franz Ferdinand and Sparks, a set by the Moody Blues – now into their sixth decade as a band – and the Mothership Returns, which will feature funk legend George Clinton, Parliament, Funkadelic and the Family Stone.


445a758c-7de1-4bf9-9dd0-a0abad1799c6-300 Florence Welch, backstage at Glastonbury in 2010. Photograph: Samir Hussein/Getty Images

The furore over Kanye West’s headline performance, in which one Glastonbury-goer set up a petition to have him struck off the bill, thankfully hasn’t persuaded the festival to avoid booking hip-hop artists – US duo Run the Jewels and Azealia Banks both feature. Elsewhere, the list features names such as soulful southern rockers Alabama Shakes, recent Brit winner Paloma Faith, and British dance artists such as the Chemical Brothers, Rudimental and Clean Bandit, who played to an overflowing John Peel stage tent in 2014. Mercury prize-winners Young Fathers, who return to the festival after playing last year, said: “We hope the sun shines on our arrival and the moon shines on the audience so we can see their loving faces and so it can guide us when we depart, to the airport and another festival, somewhere else.”


Jungle, another new band returning after a triumphant 2014 performance, said: “Glastonbury has always been one of our favourite festivals and we cannot wait to play this year. Playing the Other stage is something of a dream come true – it’s going to be amazing looking out on Friday afternoon and seeing so many faces – nerve racking but exhilarating.”


Lionel Richie had previously been announced to play the prestigious Sunday afternoon Pyramid stage slot, telling the Guardian that it was “one of the most iconic festivals in the world”. Despite the host of new names announced, there’s still no news on who’ll be headlining the Sunday night after Foo Fighters and Kanye West top the bill on Friday and Saturday respectively. Australian rockers AC/DC have been tipped to play that slot, while rumours persist that it could be Prince or even Kate Bush, who returned to the live scene in 2014 after a 35-year break.



List of artists confirmed for Glastonbury 2015 – so far
  • Foo Fighters

  • Kanye West

  • Special Guests

  • Florence and the Machine

  • Pharrell Williams

  • Alt-J

  • Lionel Richie

  • Motörhead

  • Mary J Blige

  • Alabama Shakes

  • Paloma Faith

  • Patti Smith

  • The Chemical Brothers

  • Rudimental

  • Deadmau5

  • Jamie T

  • Ben Howard

  • Hot Chip

  • The Mothership Returns – George Clinton, Parliament, Funkadelic and the Family Stone

  • Flying Lotus

  • FKA twigs

  • Caribou

  • Roy Ayers

  • Run the Jewels

  • Mark Ronson

  • Super Furry Animals

  • Belle and Sebastian

  • The Vaccines

  • Ryan Adams

  • Chronixx

  • Future Islands

  • George Ezra

  • The Waterboys

  • The Moody Blues

  • Suede

  • Franz Ferdinand and Sparks

  • The Maccabees

  • Enter Shikari

  • Modestep

  • Clean Bandit

  • Jessie Ware

  • Courtney Barnett

  • Jon Hopkins

  • Spiritualized

  • Jamie xx

  • Mavis Staples

  • Hozier

  • Father John Misty

  • The Fall

  • Todd Terje

  • Gregory Porter

  • Jungle

  • Sleaford Mods

  • Catfish and the Bottlemen

  • Azealia Banks

  • Young Fathers

  • Charli XCX

  • Kasai Allstars

  • Sharon Van Etten

  • Kate Tempest

  • Goat

  • Wolf Alice

  • Perfume Genius

  • Fat White Family

  • Years and Years

  • La Roux

  • Death Cab for Cutie

  • Lianne La Havas

  • Death from Above 1979

  • Circa Waves

  • Peace

  • The Pop Group

  • Ibeyi

  • Ella Eyre

  • Rae Morris

This article was amended on 14 April. It was previously stated that Patti Smithwas making her debut at Glastonbury, however she makes her return to the festival having performed in 1999.


http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/apr/14/patti-smith-pharrell-williams-and-more-sign-up-for-glastonbury-festival-2015

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It could be Prince headlining Sunday night, that's why they're not announcing it cause he likes these things to be secret. So let's tread Prince playing Glasto so he backs out and Madonna can do it instead lol

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I want her to come out during Kanye's set and do a She's Not Me/Two Steps Behind medley.

Then take over West's set with a 30 minute monologue/rant about her Vagina...

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OMG Mary J Blige. :dramatic::wow: Lionel Richie is the old veteran artist there this year. I think Madonna is more likely to make her Glasto debut in a quiet year some time down the line and it will be a huge comeback/reevaluation of her a la Dolly. But then I also don't thnk they'd advertise her cuz they'd be inundated with Vadge loons gobbling up the tix. Guesting with Miss Kanye would be great.

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Guest Rachelle of London

Tickets are all sold out! So we M fans can't buy tickets if we wanted too.

We can!

If they announce its Madonna I bet loads of people will "return" their tickets. All return tickets will be offered to people registered. I registered 2 weeks ago. So Iets say 600 people don't give a hoot about seeing Madonna those tickets will go back into the system. That's how it works for Glasto.

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We can!

If they announce its Madonna I bet loads of people will "return" their tickets. All return tickets will be offered to people registered. I registered 2 weeks ago. So Iets say 600 people don't give a hoot about seeing Madonna those tickets will go back into the system. That's how it works for Glasto.

Excellent! Let's hope it's Madonna!!!!!! Coldplay would be a boring choice!

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I agree. The return thing is good that's how I got my beyonce ones. But I had to turn them down because I wasn't gonna be in the country. I could imagine a lot of the rock lovers returning them if they announce its Madonna which is good for us.

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Guest Rachelle of London

Yeah oasis and blur announced this week that both bands are back together. Bet they'll headline together.

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It would be great for fans but I cant see Noel and Damon sharing the spotlight. I used to know Damon (only for a couple of months) He is sooo up his own arse. (friendly though) but thinks hes bigger than he is. That didnt come across very well. Hes a nice guy.so is his wife? and kid. But when Bjork was in town he kicked off saying she gets better suites than him, hes more famous. I thought oh oh ego.com. Other than that he was lovely.

He wont share the spotlight with Oasis.

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Yeah I think cos of the rivalry back in the day they may do it together. It would be HUGE.

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It would be great for fans but I cant see Noel and Damon sharing the spotlight. I used to know Damon (only for a couple of months) He is sooo up his own arse. (friendly though) but thinks hes bigger than he is. That didnt come across very well. Hes a nice guy.so is his wife? and kid. But when Bjork was in town he kicked off saying she gets better suites than him, hes more famous. I thought oh oh ego.com. Other than that he was lovely.

He wont share the spotlight with Oasis.

Bjorkle :lmao:

Damon and Noel did share the stage for a collab recently, but no this won't happen. I expect the old rivalry will come back. Damon is competitive, the new album sounds like Parklife, so must be thirsty.

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