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A youthful-looking Madonna shimmies in silver as she celebrates her 52nd birthday a day early

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Absolutely STUNNING! Way more beautiful than any other female performer out there at the moment...even at 52!

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Madonna throws funereal birthday party


When Madonna throws a birthday party at a private members’ club, the A-list are never far away.

Not this year though. As we arrived at her swanky rooftop bash, we were stunned to see her Hollywood pals had ditched her.

Instead she had a bizarre guestlist of Claudia Winkleman, Billie Piper and Paul Whitehouse.

And members of Shoreditch House weren’t best pleased to be shunted out in favour of 52-year-old Madge and her D-list pals, who “partied” in near-silence.

The atmosphere at the Like a Virgin star’s bash was more “like a wake”, according to one eavesdropper, although that could have been deliberate, what with Madge insisting all the guests wear black.

She even brought her own crucifix, in the form of a £6,000 Olympus Teneo bag, a gift from boyfriend Jesus Luz.

Admittedly, the party was late in organising but once upon a time, a text from Madge would have had Gwyneth Paltrow and Stella McCartney scurrying at a moment’s notice.

Baby Jesus had only checked out the venue on Saturday morning and insisted on the private area with loungers, just past the swimming pool.

Claudia Winkleman, whose husband Kris Thykier is a producer on Madonna’s new movie W.E., arrived with a fixed grin which disappeared as soon as she went inside.

She was followed by Billie and husband Laurence Fox, who needed a calming ciggy before facing the battleaxe at dinner.

Then Her Madgesty finally arrived, dragging sulky daughter Lourdes in tow.

Inside, nervy guests were fed platters of quails’ eggs with caper mayonnaise, mini fishcakes, peppers and scallops, with over £50,000 of champagne and cocktails. But sadly even that amount of free booze couldn’t lift everyone’s flagging spirits.

A disgruntled member said: “We had planned a lovely dinner that had been booked for ages. Then we were told we had to move at the last minute for a very important person. At first we thought it was for Claudia bloody Winkleman!

“We were the lucky ones, others who had booked but didn’t have any membership were kicked out all together.

“There was barely any music or laughing coming from the party, it was like a wake. We thought Jesus might have set up the decks for a dance, but it was very stuffy and serious.

“Pharrell Williams was supposed to have turned up, which would at least have raised the bar a bit on her lame guestlist.

“And Madge was gone by midnight out the back door. It was a bit sad.”

She has a second party on Wednesday with son Rocco. Can it be any worse?

Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/08/16/madonna-throws-funereal-birthday-party-115875-22490317/#ixzz0wio2GRsA

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She looks really good. They are doing an excellent job on her face. Some people here worry about her getting old, I don't. I'm sure she/they can keep this look going for a few more decades.

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