Ai Papi Si.

OSCAR NOMS ANNOUNCED and I'm WINNING

I'm normally at the GRAMMYS just PERFING

I'm feeling like a MOVIE STAR

I don't care cause this is my MERYL MOMENT

PAY-PEEEEEEEEE..... would you mind...... straddling me

showing me.... your HINEY...

while I lube iiiiiitttt upppppp

YEHHHH

Yeah

That feels good

I needed that *slurp*

Yeah

Hangover

Get Advil

Uh

That's right

Come on

UHH

Yeah

GIVE IT TO ME NOW

Don't stop

UHHH

AHHH AHH AHH

You don't have to be rich, to be my poof

You don't have to be cool, to rule ma world

You give me the same tingly vibe he does:

Your love is outta this world

and you bring me down to earth

I love how you put me first

Make me feel every word

Cuz I'm saying you know this is about you

"And SoUnusual, so help me god, and the gays..."

"Bobbi Bobbi Bobbi..... Kristinnaaaaaa"

"But those MOTHERS out there... they're like CHEEZ WHIZ"

"I'll take you to PARADISE!"

[Nippy]OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-OHHHHHHHHH! YEAHHHH...[/Nippy]

*miau* *purr*

*purrr purrr*

*sits at mic booth, tilts head back, closes eyes for the VOCALTASTICATIONS* SAAAAAAIIIIIUUUUVE ALL YOUR LUVUP FOR ME *screech*

12:51's status: I'm sitting on the toilet.

About time you post a pic Miss Thang.

Acko, dudestud - you're so romantic. Come on and sit on my lap so we can make out.

Actually I was hoping that you'd do a different pic every month like a CALENDAR. For February - a nice shot of you SPREAD EAGLE. For March, a THUMB inside. Etc.