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  1. And feel like I just got homeeeeee -- you bumped me up to 4 stars. *MWAH*

    1. jacket

      jacket

      And I rated you 5, of course!

    2. Ray of Light

      Ray of Light

      You're welcome and thanks!

  2. Love that you have taken my cue and are using Queen Elaine gifs. Impeccable taste.

  3. jacket

    *enters*

    *wipes dirty feet on carpet*

    *leaves*

  4. i wanna freak in the morning

    a freak in the evening just like mehhh

    i needa ruffneck brotha that can satisfy mehhh

  5. Congrats on becoming a Forum God(dess). Love your work! :kiss2:

  6. Be ware, it may spoil the fantasy...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_pS46YRMIQ. 1.12 mark.

  7. people fear what they do not understand

  8. Nice of you to say. Although i'm not sure how i've shown that i understand you. :)

  9. very nice

  10. YOUR MY WIFE NOW!

  11. *walks in, unfolds blue bath towel on the floor, then lies down*

    *clears throat and starts singing FMB's favourite Kylie song*

    *finishes, picks up towel, rolls it up, and then cartwheels out*

  12. change your avatar and sig this instant! :americanlife:

  13. the buildings are changing into coconut trees... little by little

  14. is that you in your avatar? *.*

  15. is turning water into wine

  16. you cat avatar is too cute!

  17. jacket

    what about purple dick?

  18. it was clogged. it isn't now.

    care for a peg?

  19. ahahahaha at your avatar

  20. i just want a lock of hair :(

  21. Came here to tell you your Madonna avatar gave me the funnies, and then got distracted by the Pam signature. :wow: :wow: :wow:

    ps. i don't have sigs turned on.

  22. oooo baby

    you're going to have pay for a replacement naughty boy... except i don't want cash or credit -- i will only accept payment in kind. :horny:

  23. i lurve your avatar. is it the guy from mgmt?

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