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Speaking to Maury about the experience of being memeified, she said, “Why would everybody compare me to a president? You know, being related to a president?”

She replied, “No! I’ve never known him! The only one I’ve ever known of was Donald Trump — I never heard of Ted Cruz until y’all called me that day on the phone.”


“Are you a Republican? A Democrat? Are you politically involved, or not?” asked Maury.
“What’s that? I mean the only one I ever heard of was Donald Trump.”
For the record, Searcy also said she is interested in getting a DNA test to determine if she is, in fact, related to Cruz in some way.

In the meantime, though, she has no qualms using the comparison to her advantage, and in this day and age that can really only mean one thing — porn.

For some inexplicable reason, adult site xHamster offered Searcy $10,000 to produce a sex tape with her boyfriend; the couple accepted.

“I’m fine with it because everything is going to support my family. I want to get my son whatever he wants,” she said, adding, “We want to buy a truck, pay off our house and we might get married. I never had anyone say, ‘Here’s $10,000! Go make a sex tape.'”
And if you’re curious how her boyfriend, Freddie Green, feels about all this, he said, “It’s kind of exciting and shocking to know she’s famous — she’s more famous than Madonna!”

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Guest Rachelle of London

Wait! Maury still comes on

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Guest Mauro

Wait! Maury still comes on

:dead:

Yeah, it's the "Who My Baby Daddy" show every episode.

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Guest Rachelle of London

Yeah, it's the "Who My Baby Daddy" show every episode.

Brilliant. My fave topic was "Is it Man or Woman" ahhh takes me back to my childhood me screaming at the telly

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Girl I feel ya. Back in my days of chugging Mountain Dew I probably would have popped my mussy just to pop a can of soda myself.

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Is this a Florida thingy?

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http://www.queerty.com/ted-cruz-in-drag-lookalike-on-newfound-fame-upcoming-adult-film-debut-20160425

Speaking to Maury about the experience of being memeified, she said, “Why would everybody compare me to a president? You know, being related to a president?”

She replied, “No! I’ve never known him! The only one I’ve ever known of was Donald Trump — I never heard of Ted Cruz until y’all called me that day on the phone.”

“Are you a Republican? A Democrat? Are you politically involved, or not?” asked Maury.

“What’s that? I mean the only one I ever heard of was Donald Trump.”

For the record, Searcy also said she is interested in getting a DNA test to determine if she is, in fact, related to Cruz in some way.

In the meantime, though, she has no qualms using the comparison to her advantage, and in this day and age that can really only mean one thing — porn.

For some inexplicable reason, adult site xHamster offered Searcy $10,000 to produce a sex tape with her boyfriend; the couple accepted.

“I’m fine with it because everything is going to support my family. I want to get my son whatever he wants,” she said, adding, “We want to buy a truck, pay off our house and we might get married. I never had anyone say, ‘Here’s $10,000! Go make a sex tape.'”

And if you’re curious how her boyfriend, Freddie Green, feels about all this, he said, “It’s kind of exciting and shocking to know she’s famous — she’s more famous than Madonna!”

They use Madge's gif! :rotfl:

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Girl I feel ya. Back in my days of chugging Mountain Dew I probably would have popped my mussy just to pop a can of soda myself.

:rotfl: Have you seen OITNB?????

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I don't understand a single thing about this thread. The title alone is a gramatical nightmare for me :lol::lol::lol:

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He wishes!

:rotfl: Have you seen OITNB?????

Oh shit I thought the same!

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this is a world event

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Guest Medoner

Well she is bigger than madge what did you expect

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