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And I'm crazy but you like it

Loca loca loca!

Damn right HUNNY, my name is Juliana Margulies and I AM.... QoL.

Have you seen the latest GOOD WIFE eppie? It's epic! QoL Julianna actually WALKS OUT of a grand jury indictment. "Then ARREST ME," she tells that bitch Wendy Scott Carr (who is of course in her own way SUPER FABULOUS)

There's a SHE WOLF in your CLOSET

AWOOH!!!!!

See my booty get down like

TIM are you ON IT

TIM are you ON IT

Gimme some

Is THIS whatchu wanted

Is THIS whatchu wanted

UGHHH!!!

Loving the Shakiguy signature!!!

Licky licky yum yum

What a great guy

K!

F!

C!

Madonna!

Y!

O!

U!

You wanna?

I see your cumin and I don't wanna know your dish

I see you turmeric and you're gonna have to braise your your fish

Would you like to fry?

Gimme a chicken thigh

Show me all that you bought

We can stir in some wine

Table brand is fine

OMG LOVES IT!! I think I can see the two of us in the audience (the two hoes in shades)

Trina? She got the BUGGGG. Now what did I tell you about light skinned hos with fat azzes. If you fuck them you are going for a death sentence!!

I wanna be your LADY

And cook you DINNER

*brandishes kitchen knife*

I'm fierce and I'm feelin' mighty I'm a golden girl I'm an Aphrodite alright? Alright, yeah yeah yeah. Surely the 127th best title track of all time?

GIVE ME A BUCKET!!!!

Gimme all your luvin'

Gimme your luv

Gimme all your luv today

(Gimme all your luv)

Gimme all your luvin'

Gime your luv

Let's forget about time

And dance the night away!

Get up (get up!), boi (BOI)... surely the 115th best song of all time?

I'm not well.

GIVE ME A BUCKET!!

Merry Christmas! *spreads legs*

But of course EXCUSE MY FRENCH is fantastique! Quite clearly the 72nd best song of all time. However, it is no MY IMAGE UNLIMITED although I believe it is from the same era.

Well I wanna PM you but I can't!

SO RUDE TO ME!!

Cause we're livin' in SLO-MOTION...

*SHORELY* the 125th best song of all time!

It's so hard to be someone

It's so hard to he unknown

In your heart

You play the game

In your heart

You are to blame

Do you realise God's intentions?

Do you understand what it's all for?

Save for your SOUL! It's all a test!

Save your SOUL! It's for the best!!!!

In other news, Gwyneth Paltrow is a piece of shit!!

Ding dong the witch is dead! (And I'm talking about Lady GOOBER). As usual you were right about that whore all along!!

Thanks dearest but I think CUBB's GIVE ME A BUCKET is my favourite expression of 2011 so fAR!