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Suedehead

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  1. Huh, me like marry? Till Mia that Chu aunt wee? Spin your loaf on meal Spin your loaf of beef Now you hunt your worry? Spell it like Tuscany Sven, your loaf is brie Sven, your love is Bree

  2. Gay unto the good, Bond you good to pool your Lord of Free! (to the tune of "Into the Groove" - and yes this officially means that lyrical-altertastications now includes Madooner classix from the '80s too!)

  3. Pretty little THANG makin' my heart SANG when you DOO-OOH watchchu DOo-OOH

  4. Pretty little THANG makin' my heart SANG when you DOO-OOH watchchu DOo-OOH

  5. Honestly her whole attitude in the video is very "SUNGUUUH!!!!!" Asian Queen Danger Beauty... like, OMG I can't deal with it!!! SUNGUH!!! It's 4 in the morning!! And then the offkey bridge of course SAAAAAAAAUUUUVE all your love up for me.. I can't. I'm obsessed with this song adn video!!

  6. Stay up here 4 in the morning and the tears are pouring and I don't wanna make it worth the fight! UGGGGHH H just film me in the bathrub ya??? Let me put my make up on??? Okay next scene I can go out to my limo and have my LV bag and sunglasses YAAA

    1. Ai Papi Si.

      Ai Papi Si.

      Ugh it's so hard being more beautiful than anyone else. *sits at dinner table and mopes* ugh look at me. *carreses hair* omg I'm so fucking beautiful I can't deal with this!! *goes out for limo ride to ponder her frustrations and why she must carry the burden of being so beautiful*

    2. Suedehead

      Suedehead

      LOL!!!! DYING.

  7. ASDA GYM SHORTS Y'ALL!

  8. I am thinking of extending the lyrical tastications project 12:51/Suedehead to other songs (not just Madonna's). But this is a work in progress. We need to set a plan in motion.

    1. Suedehead

      Suedehead

      (Everything but the Girl - "Missing" chorus)

      An eye monsieur

      Lie candescence mister Ray

    2. Ai Papi Si.

      Ai Papi Si.

      OH MY GOODNESS.

  9. So...

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    2. Kim

      Kim

      Oh Suede i'v had my hands busy with CERTAIN UNMENTIONABLES on the forum tonight. But I know what i'd rather be doing with ma hands baby....

    3. Suedehead

      Suedehead

      I'm hoping you'll be fingering me while you're sucking me off.. one first, then two.. to get me nice and ready before you put it in me!

      Which unmentionables are we talking about? I can ban them for you babe. x

    4. Kim

      Kim

      My (horny horny) hero!

  10. When the whirl stars Tibet chew Dow And Napa sings to goat yore whey And the norse of the Madeline Cow Mix you field lie yore Boeing to go in sync Bay's a grow in a Tristan line Coming - you? To slay a while Two feet the wine in your pain and your sane Anne, it's healed! I beg and minestrone: Tuna the lady, oh!

    1. Ai Papi Si.

      Ai Papi Si.

      Tuna the lady? Oh! Don't flax mean whirl I wanton goat! Tuna, the lady? Oh!

  11. Like a beach out of Allah / Like a board out of here / Like a flesh outer whiner / Ham's Kate - counter tale / Bad Bad! / Shout you, Dad!

    1. Ai Papi Si.

      Ai Papi Si.

      Havana seen up somewhere baffoon? Eunuch from Illiad. Joanna dense? Yooz! A guest adjust dune wreck advise joop with your Maison. *laugh* Water joop wading fort?

  12. I thump Joanna car Hova Yeah I hurt it to the paint mime Are you John? Are you solo? Figure Annie There's a manner And Evita makes you feed school When I sail to it Eye Donna? Which you whining floor?

  13. The rumors pinnin - It must be the Tangkor whey - I'm about to coat a stray - My Mitsubishi gone away - I feet right seeing - You caught me into some - Tea chai pray my bailiff, oh! - Domino ...

  14. Like a fish eating Wanda / like a bat eater hail / like a bit chew the order I'm ska can you tale? / Bad bad / Shot chew dad!

  15. And M, write to the site, like a Tina tonight! Stare in front of the master plate?

    1. Ai Papi Si.

      Ai Papi Si.

      And M! Camp til you rye! Ed Hurtz sew march! To stare in front of the master plate.

    2. Suedehead

      Suedehead

      "Ed Hurtz"!!! DYING>>>!!!!@)(

  16. You're a beautiful killah

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    2. Kim

      Kim

      He got an INFECTED MUSSY I heard.

    3. Suedehead

      Suedehead

      Well yazz yazz they always teach girls not to wipe back to front cause then they'd get shit in their vadge.

      I wonder what his vadge is like.

    4. Kim

      Kim

      His MUSSY IS RAW....and red (as in ginger)

  17. MigMig!! sounds like you had a fantastique time at he MDNA Show!! WOWTASTICATIONS!!

    1. Ai Papi Si.
    2. rl89639

      rl89639

      I was at the Sept. 8th show as well. Loved it. Loved your video as well. You're so cute! :)

  18. It's time for another WHAT ABOUT: thread!!

  19. MDNA HYDE PARK ... coming soon...

    1. acko

      acko

      MUCH EXCITE :wow:

  20. OPINIONATA: The Album. Coming Soon.

  21. AWOOOOOOO!!! There's a CHLAMYDIA in your CONDOM Open Up and set it FRREEEEE!!

  22. OMG Loom! TIME BOMB!! K-Mo is back!! The 53rd best song of all time is upon us. WHOOP! Do you wanna wanna? She even references her retarded Twitter persona. WHOOOP!

  23. Let's keep it intimate please! We'll add 3-4 more people but that's it.

  24. That sounds hot. I'm happy to sell myself to get the tickets.

  25. Can I be your whore? Thanks.

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