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  1. 19 hours ago, acko said:

    I want her to divorce and then do a road trip reality TV show where she and Ivana have to drive from the east coast to California where Marla is waiting for them. 

    Latoya Jackson will meet up with them at certain key moments during the trip. 

    God, this is such a fantastic concept.

    I'm gazing into my crystal ball and *SPOILERS* Kathy Hilton, La Toya's BFFTV (best friend for TV) appears in the penultimate episode, at which point the "dolls" are treated to a luxe stay in the Hiltons' new budget hotel in the polluted, hostile, largely unknown city of Sandra Bernhardino, CA, where they bond over their shared hatred of Omarosa and giddily look forward to the next morning's continental breakfast, which, in Sandra Bernhardino, is always a muffin.

    Anyway, it's karaoke time on the eve of the big confrontation and the erstwhile Trump women are only familiar with obscure disco numbers from the old days in Europe, so the gals, none more desperately than La Toya, are squabbling over who'll get the chance to power-whine as Cerrone and who'll be stuck having to impersonate a demented, tone-deaf chipmunk with whom he once released a duet. Fun!

    Old habits die hard, so Melania decides to walk the hotel, definitely not guided by a visceral, cellular, primitive desire to steal trinkets from other visitors' rooms, and suddenly she's - oops, oh no! - face-to-face with a Vitamin C-snorting Marla sauntering out of an anti-vaxxers' meeting that's just concluded in the hotel's conference room.

    The network (TLC) cancels the series the day before its final episode is set to air, to the mild annoyance of at least three faithful viewers, but leave it to Ivana to graciously agree to an exclusive spot on The Talk to serve the hot tea on what actually went down that night. (Tragically, no one is any the wiser afterwards because no one is able to interpret her English.)

    The crystals don't tell all, but what's clear about the mysterious person who penned the theme song is that she'll never win an Oscar and she was the victim of a terrible accident involving cheap hair dye and a jagged pair of shears. It's also known that she was paid with a bag of cat food and with the third and fifth digits of the new cell number of Lady Gaga, by whom, she explains, she was accidentally blocked (again) on all social media, which is only funny 'til it happens to you.

    Everyone involved is incarcerated.

  2. Those map images are something. Not that all roads lead to Madonna, but gentle reminder that it was in just such an absolute morass where and when she began her work to make all of our lives better. Queen.

    Can't stop thinking of the photos of Trump's return to the White House yesterday. Even the optics of his hat, white then instead of red, like a hopeless, failed matador wielding another kind of flag.

  3. 47 minutes ago, DeMo said:

    I made a spreadsheet to do the math on the remaining states based on current vote totals and estimated outstanding votes

    In order to take Arizona, Trump would need to win 68% of the remaining votes. He currently has been winning 48.7%

    Georgia: Trump needs to win 66% of the remaining votes. He currently has been winning 49.3%

    Nevada: Trump needs to win 73% of the remaining votes. He currently has been winning 48.0%

    Pennsylvania: Trump needs to win 61% of the remaining votes. He currently has been winning 49.1%

    While mathematically possibly, it is highly unlikely he can come back based on the voting trends. They should just call the election at this point. 

    As even adding up Rebel Heart demos is a big challenge over here, I certainly won't be fact-checking your work, but this looks wonderful! Thank you.

  4. 2 hours ago, Jazzy Jan said:

    Anyone else a bit annoyed at SOME Republican media commentators saying that people have to give Trump space and time to take it in and remind him of how great his presidency was. Plus saying to send him out with applause and roses. Also to get his daughter to explain the situation to him gently etc. 

    Seriously, he is an adult man who does not need to be treated and coddled like a toddler. He is obnoxious, insulting and heartless to others all of the time and deserves no kid gloves.  The way some crawl to him is pathetic. 

    Forgive my handwringing, but they're such a vile party. Even the ones who will decry Trump will only do so to take the heat off of themselves, acting like he was the outlier who spiraled out of control. Eventually, we'll see them let him take the fall for making hatred de rigueur, but silently they'll gleefully go on reaping the rewards of how his willingness to whip into a frenzy every dormant racist inclination in America has allowed the GOP to form government at a macro level, granting them the Senate and the Supreme Court (this perhaps for decades) alike.

    It's like he was a prop, and stupid enough to be oblivious to the fact. He did their dirty work but for too many they'll be able to spin it like it was all for his cause, not theirs.

  5. 43 minutes ago, Supernatural said:

    Dumps press conference was infuriating but at the same time beautiful to see him ooze misery and defeat. Surely his tough guy wannabe supporters aren't going to be here for an obese man child that is going to cry in the fetal position for the next 2 months. 

    The machismo posturing was central to so much of his appeal for those assholes. What happens if the scales finally fall and they see him for the sniveling, sputtering wimp he actually is?

    14 minutes ago, Supernatural said:

    The poetic justice of a lifelong moneyed narcissist winding up shamed, disgraced, and destitute? Sounds just like the miracle of hope this year needs.

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