horn Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Apparently the World Really Needed These NSFW Penis Lipsticks By Hayley Wilbur May 20, 2016 A company that simply goes by the name "Mushroom" wants to give you a way to both rub a penis on your lips and get a little color. How does one pull that off? Why, with these dick-shaped lipsticks of course. Think veins, head, shaft and all. BuzzFeed discovered these guys, writing that they "popped up" on Instagram. (Pun... intended?) The lipsticks or lipsdicks, if you like which seem to be intended for bachelorette parties, are being sold all over Amazon. If you want a personalized version, GrownFolk on Etsy will provide custom flags. The lippies cost around 18 for a pack of 12. (One size fits all.) So, go ahead and grab one for your next GNO. Just remember to take it out of your makeup bag come Monday. You wouldn't want to accidentally whip it out in the middle of a meeting because that would definitely turn some heads. https://mic.com/articles/143992/apparently-the-world-really-needed-these-nsfw-penis-lipsticks#.0WWfpHKgi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horn Posted June 5, 2016 Author Share Posted June 5, 2016 http://www.amazon.com/Princessa-USA-Mushroom-Penis-Lipsticks/dp/B001ULTMNO?ie=UTF8&tag=buzz0f-20 Only 6 left! Hurry! Get yours before it's goneeeeee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skin Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Why didnt I think of this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacket Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 How do you get an even finish with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5iVe Elements Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mauro Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 Looks more like an oversized clit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 It's kinda clever! But those vein are such a turn off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genevieve Vavance Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 It's kinda clever! But those vein are such a turn off. ikr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Angel Posted June 5, 2016 Share Posted June 5, 2016 idk, they look dried up to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spazz Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbie Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 I want a bbc lipstick for a goth costume I'm gonna try this Halloween. Let me see if they have any Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Yuk. I wouldn't be caught dead with a stick. So cheesy. This, coming from a woman who loves cock more than food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Yuk. I wouldn't be caught dead with a stick. So cheesy. This, coming from a woman who loves cock more than food. would you ever eat penis shaped pasta? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 would you ever eat penis shaped pasta? Ha ha ha. I think I have. Two birds with one stone, eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karbatal Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Is this true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 I don't like the wood-grain texture of the shaft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horn Posted June 6, 2016 Author Share Posted June 6, 2016 Is this true?You mean the pasta? Yes, it's available in all Italian supermarkets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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