Crux Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 "Ooh, your dick is big" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markm Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Halfway through 'Get lnto The Groove,' the monitors went off on stage.I cannot hear myself! And he's standing there like he doesn't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markm Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I'm singing a cappella and my headset goes out...and everybody thinks the show is over with.How come it didn't happen to the girls?We're all on separate frequencies.Put me on their fucking frequency. And you know.Motherfuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markm Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 It was a tough crowd on the sides because it's L.A.Look, everyone looked like a goddamn William Morris agent in the first rows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markm Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 He loves me.He loves me not.He just wants to fuck me.He really cares about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raf Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Keith, you motherfucker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whatatramp Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 they arrested bobby brown for fucking on stage, they arrested him for fucking onstage really thats called jealousy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markm Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Say, 'Toronto, you believe in freedom? I got something to say about it.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markm Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 But Moira McFarland taught me how to shave my legs.Let me borrow her stuffed bra.- How old were you? - Showed me how to use Tampons.Not very well, I might add. And taught me how to make out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markm Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Madonna, I did not teach you how to insert a Tampon.And if we got in bed together naked, I don't remember that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ditaluver Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Yo, Mel. This is your birthday poem.'Way back in the beginning...when I started all of my sinning...I needed a partner in crime, you could say...so I went on a search and I started to pray.I walked into my manager's office one morn.I was mouthing out loud in my usual form.As my eyes toured the room, my poor heart skipped a beat...for there in the corner was the picture of sweet.She was glued to the phone. She was bathed in pastels.Her Lee press-ons were setting.They were longer than hell.I turned and I winked and I said...Hey, Miss Muffett, you think you can work for a bitch?Can you tough it?I'm gagging! No way! Get me outta this dump!I said, Hey, Freddy, find a new girl to pump.So the rest is like history. Legend, okay?You want to hear dish? She don't play it that way.How can I thank you, my sweet Melly-Mel?You pick up my shit and my undies that smell.You shield me from assholes and take all their calls.You buy me my Tampax and rubbers and all.Size large.'Now, you can't count on much in this life. I should know.But I guess I got lucky. I found me a pro.She still lives in the Valley...but her press-ons are gone.She still goes out with jocks...but she sips Dom Perignon.But without you, I'm nothing. I'm gagging, Miss Thing.If you ever leave me, I'm gonna fuckin' kill myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 to Alek: you're not filming me while getting an adjustment Julie: it's too much M: *Demonna evil look* shut up julie, don't tell me it's too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ditaluver Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Congratulations!Don't do it! He's a tramp!He's a slut!Suck it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXL Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Yo, Mel. This is your birthday poem. 'Way back in the beginning... when I started all of my sinning... I needed a partner in crime, you could say... so I went on a search and I started to pray. I walked into my manager's office one morn. I was mouthing out loud in my usual form. As my eyes toured the room, my poor heart skipped a beat... for there in the corner was the picture of sweet. She was glued to the phone. She was bathed in pastels. Her Lee press-ons were setting. They were longer than hell. I turned and I winked and I said... Hey, Miss Muffett, you think you can work for a bitch? Can you tough it? I'm gagging! No way! Get me outta this dump! I said, Hey, Freddy, find a new girl to pump. So the rest is like history. Legend, okay? You want to hear dish? She don't play it that way. How can I thank you, my sweet Melly-Mel? You pick up my shit and my undies that smell. You shield me from assholes and take all their calls. You buy me my Tampax and rubbers and all. Size large. 'Now, you can't count on much in this life. I should know. But I guess I got lucky. I found me a pro. She still lives in the Valley... but her press-ons are gone. She still goes out with jocks... but she sips Dom Perignon. But without you, I'm nothing. I'm gagging, Miss Thing. If you ever leave me, I'm gonna fuckin' kill myself. Flash Forward to: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXL Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 And don't come back until your dick is bigger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tumbleweedt Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Do we want to be accepted by Hollywood? - Nooooo! Do we care what people think of us? - Nooooo! Do we want people to kiss our ass? - Nnnn….Yeeeesssss!! Yeah, yeah, we do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tumbleweedt Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Everybody thinks I have everything I want, but I want you and can't have you. You shouldn't have any more sex. You should build an altar to me in your home... and worship it daily... and call me collect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tumbleweedt Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Needless to say, I never saw or heard from Antonio again. ….I don't think he's such a good actor after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tumbleweedt Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 I'm so desperate... - For what, honey? For some FUN!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tumbleweedt Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tumbleweedt Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 OK, last one. Promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christopherm Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 My friend got me this movie as a gift. God bless her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ditaluver Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 OK, last one. Promise. NEVER STOP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetCandy Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 they arrested bobby brown for fucking on stage, they arrested him for fucking onstage really thats called jealousy I love that quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetCandy Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I think I helped her write it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tumbleweedt Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Dear Lord, it seems like every time I'm standing here before the show I'm asking for something extra special, but I'm here again. They say, 'Ask and you shall receive.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ditaluver Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 while you're working with me and doing this show...you will treat everyone in this group...with kindness, compassion and respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tumbleweedt Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 There's nobody like this man. There's nobody like my father, who is here tonight. And I worship the ground that he walks on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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