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Apples388

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  1. You know you really wanna HA! wanna taste my

    K-k-kissing ma

    All over ma

    K-k-k-k-kissing ma

    All over ma

    HA!

  2. Now kissin' ma

    All over ma

    K-k-kissin' ma

    All over ma

    HA!

  3. I'm OUTTA character [as an empowering aspiring dancer/singer/stripped in BURLESQUE]

    I'm in RARE GRAMMY WINNING FORM

    And if you really knew ME

    HA!

    You'd KNOW it's not the NORM

    Cause I'm doing THINGS that I normally won't DO

    I'm headed to the KODAK THEATRE

    And if you don't like it

    Ha

    F--- you! (and yes I'm ta...

  4. You know

    Tonight I'm feeling a little GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATED

    This is me

    With my BOUND TO YOU songwriter nomination

    And I can't wait for the

    AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[sCARS]

  5. You know

    Tonight I'm feeling a little... INDIE-RECORDING ARTIST...

    This is me

    You wanna get DROPPED BY YOUR RECORD COMPANY??

    Cause I don't give A

    AWOOOOOOOHHHHH

  6. BI-ON-ICK

    So DAMN BI-ON-ICK

    Hey-YEAH!

  7. Fuck me in my boy pussy (The Album)

  8. It's so hard to be someone

    It's so hard to he unknown

    In your heart

    You play the game

    In your heart

    You are to blame

    Do you realise God's intentions?

    Do you understand what it's all for?

    Save for your SOUL! It's all a test!

    Save your SOUL! It's for the best!!!!

  9. SO RUDE TO ME!! :(

  10. Gimme all your luvin'

    Gimme your luv

    Gimme all your luv today

    (Gimme all your luv)

    Gimme all your luvin'

    Gime your luv

    Let's forget about time

    And dance the night away!

  11. K!

    F!

    C!

    Madonna!

    Y!

    O!

    U!

    You wanna?

    I see your cumin and I don't wanna know your dish

    I see you turmeric and you're gonna have to braise your your fish

    Would you like to fry?

    Gimme a chicken thigh

    Show me all that you bought

    We can stir in some wine

    Table brand is fine

  12. TIM are you ON IT

    TIM are you ON IT

    Gimme some

    Is THIS whatchu wanted

    Is THIS whatchu wanted

    UGHHH!!!

    Loving the Shakiguy signature!!!

  13. There's a SHE WOLF in your CLOSET

    AWOOH!!!!!

  14. And I'm crazy but you like it

    Loca loca loca!

  15. You can have the keys to my car

    I'll play you a song on my guitar

  16. AWOOOOOOO!!! There's a CHLAMYDIA in your CONDOM Open Up and set it FRREEEEE!!

  17. P P P P P Pokerface P P P P pokerface

    Ma ma ma ma maaaaaaaaaadonna

  18. No! Please don't go. I'm sure things will turn around, it's just a bad phase. Anyway, miss you already if you're gone. x x x

  19. COSMIC systems intertwine

    Astral bodies drip like WINE

    All of nature

    Ebbs

    And FLOWS

  20. Licky licky yum yum what a great guy

    Kissin' ma

    All over ma

    Ki-ki-kissing ma

    All over ma

    HA!

  21. Yes sir I am.

  22. ta3miya bil shatta

    Ranya Farid Shaoukiiiiii

  23. LA' LA' LA'... Ana bakrah Haifa! Wa7da sharmoota 7akeera, ma batee'ha BNOOOOB....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtDnDq_0bNY&feature=related

    This was funny though.. you can tell she wants to be fucked by them...

    Tiyara tiyara.. siyara siyara...

  24. Amma ana 7akkalak akla 3ala mazagiii... (As said by QUEEN NADIA El-GINDI in her iconic film "Mahamma Fee Tel Aviv")

  25. OMG YES SHE DOES :D

    It's the nose isn't it? :D

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