funkydita

OK, I will, just for you. I'm not a fan of reading a script, though - it's, literally, work.

OK. If you're going for the coke though you may want to forego the nibbles. Just sayin'. Oh and the rentboy? Sure but remind me to tell you someday about my unending amphetamine wank loop INJURY.

OMG. Please tell me there's a special red phone that you used. Did you follow "STOP THE PRESS" with "WHO'S THAT? VICKI VALE"?

On my own in a cold, smelly, portakabin. BORED.

Ooh, the Horsmeat Disco album is veh good.

Oops replied to my own profile. Like an OLD person. Anyway...u want me to come visit in my see through raincoat? Chin, it's got too much filler in it, it's fine from certain angles, then it's massive. I think she got something done before The Flip, she's been doing a funny thing with her chin / bottom lip for a while

Oops. Never mind, I'm sure they'll get it, Santa always get his letters, I'm sure tax forms are exactly the same.

Order the sushi and champagne, I may be a Meeja Power A Gay once again, albeit on a freelance basis for the next three months. Details to follow.

Please tell me you'll be on the stationary bike? You can select the quality of your imports by clicking on import settings under Preferences / General. Is that what you mean?

Please, you're EURO. They have porn on the telly over there.

PUHLEAZE :princesslola: I'm gonna call afrolito and see what HE says. Besides, a number of people have commented that I look like the clay Lionel Richie in Hello. Not something to shout from the rooftops but, in this case, it's clearly a MITIGATING FACTOR. Can't believe you didn't go. How can I live vicariously through you if you cancel shit, boo? That's my job.

Really? Can we?? I'll meet you there later. I have to pop to 1993 first to pick up my leather bra (I'll be wearing it for the service). Shall I bring Jenny Shimizu with me too?

Red. Wine. Hangover.

SCOWL from your Belgian bureau. Especially at Indie Dude and The Cunting Crumb Nazi. Ditch Kate, listen to Welcome To The Jungle or Rape Me, channel the Emergence into RAGE and GO POSTAL. It'll probably make the international news.

SFU, no, never did. And HONEY *flips hair, looks at nails*, I think you'll find my black girlfriends THOUGHT I WAS BLACK. So braid your hair to that. And you can tell him the reviews reached London. AWFUL.

Should I? I'm entertaining the thought of seeing the film first. But you're making it very tempting with your analysis...

Smoky's cool. I need to go out and get totally OFF. MY. TITS. Now, what's this about you and the Royal Palace?

So, after a long deserved hiatus (think Jacqueline Susann but more dolls and fewer nuns), I see a MESSAGE. FROM KIM. Or should I say...*dramatic pause and maybe a few strings, you know, for ATMOS*...STANLEY. Ever so flattered, doll.

Sorry Loomer, I went MIA. Anyway, eighty six.

Sorry! Yeah, I saw that story in the paper, complete with a terrifyingly almost naked photo of Alice. I love it. Almost as much as The Greatest Ever (unmade) Road Movie. Maybe it was a prequel?

Sorta. I'm cool though, ploughing through. Imma PM you.

Surely unwarranted but bless you. Unless of course you were taking the piss...

Take that back. East London is full of hipster cunts. You'd love South London, it's REAL. I'll see you in Brussels at 5:30, I'll be wearing a pink carnation.

Thank you for my theme tune lover. I loves it. Birthdays though? Notsomuch. xxx

Thank you lover *wipes tears from eyes*. We've got a lot to catch up on.