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Skype me or something, we'll do it together. I'm already wearing my peach jumpsuit.

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SWEETCHEEKS! I've been terribly remiss in my tardy reply, it's coming tomorrow or Wednesday. We've got LOTS to catch up on (even though nothing's changed and my life's exactly the same. Did someone say emergence? MEH).

BUT God bless 27 year olds and all that sail in them. Oh and theres been NO canine seksing. Honest. Full report to follow. *dramatic end...

SWOON

Thank you sweetcheeks. I actually danced to that. And then THIS came on

That track's MAYJAH. This one's on repeat in my head.

I've sent you a PM, it'll make sense.

UGH. I've been in a downward Daily Mail comments reading spiral. Not good. Read the comments on the following and try not to gouge your eyes out. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1370987/British-country-villages-want-remain-white-middle-class.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1370854/Coronation-Street-First-look-Antony-Cotton-Charlie-Condou-soaps-gay-par...

Um. Yeah, so you're a polyglot. Whatever. Voulez vous un sandwich au jambon? Avez vous un eclair au chocolat? J'aime ecouter des disques. Jai un frere ja'i na pas de soeur. Mon chien s'appelle Scruffy. Where's your GLOT now eh Mary?

What was she singing?

Yes, I'll do some internet stalking. We'll find him and USE him. All in the name of sexualscientific research, of course.

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'night *turns on nightlight, shuts door quietly*

*chews gum*

*waves*

Actually it was fine. I wore EARPLUGS. Like a real OLD PERSON. Well, that, two glasses of wine and a bourbon cocktail.

Albums that is

Alias? Ooh, the INTRIGUE. Understand that I'll have to get all Miss Marple on yo azz (Joan RIP Hickson's Marple OF COURSE).

All the girls are standing in the line for the bathroom. Or so say the partying CUNTS in the flat downstairs. I need to move to the CUNTRY. Harumph.

And filler bloat http://www.topnews.in/files/Priscilla-Presley.jpg

And MJ / Diana doing Upside Down is just...SWOON. I'm moving on to Sylvester...have you seen The Cockettes?

ARGHHHHHHHH. I HATE HER SO MUCH. I couldn't bring myself to read that again, it's just the worse. Did you read her infamous homophobic article?

As you know, peoples' routines are of MASSIVE interest to me. Will you leave before Bonus Beats or play it all the way through? Have a good day handsome. Oh, remind me to tell you later about the 'interesting' tranny I saw yesterday.

Babycakes, this could go on forever but, I don't need to tell you, it HAS to stop. You KNOW you need your beauty sleep honey chile.

Bassunter. All I Ever Wanted. SAVE ME Marco.

Bless you. I'm about to go in and collect my things in an archive box. Like one of those Goldman Sachs cunts. x

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