funkydita

That bukkake model in the advert is Tatjana Patitz. German. It felt far to ghey to post that in the ubernoodle thread.

That's fine. Would you like me to grade it for you? What's your preference A, B, C, marks out of 10, percentage?

That's it. He WANTS you. But you can't fuck your velvet mafioso boss. Unless you're going to blackmail him. Then again, you're both EURO, you've got different rules. And porn on the TV. And enough with the talk of a liquid lunch...I'm still fragile. Early bath before dinner with my girlfriend. No wine for me.

That's the problem though, it IS the absolute worst but utterly compelling, like Fox News.

The CUNTS downstairs are having a party. A PARTY. I'm too old for this SHIT. All the girls standing in a line for the bathroom? Yeah, I GOT IT.

The food wasn't posh, it was BRITISH but pricey; duck, pea & raddish salad, Barnsley chop with sides, chocolate fondue with marshmallows, half a bottle of red & 2 cocktails. I'm working at the weekend so had today off & had a lovely but filthy sourdough pizza for lunch &made a squash and pancetta risotto for dinner. I need to eat dust tomorrow. Up at 6 tomorrow...NITE...

the last one should be http://tinyurl.com/3mlck7d

The script. I'm drinking camomile tea :canyougetanyolderandgayer:. I don't agree with mixing food and bed. Yogurt is passable because it's crumbless. Unless you spill it.

THERE he is. Yay! It's overrated, that's what it's like. I'm so fucking busy. ALREADY. Et toi?

Today I am mostly "working from home". Always necessitates quotation marks.

Try to get hold of the documentary, it's AMAZING. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDHmgGHzDW0. I've got a few I can upload over the weekend if you like.

Ugh. I have NO IDEA where to stay in Tokyo.

Ugh. I know. At least you've got an hour on me. I'm thinking of going shopping but don't know if I CAN BE FUCKED. Meh.

Ugh. I'm still at work. I've worked 8 days straight so far, finished at 4:30am on Sunday morning and 1am on Monday morning. TIRED. I'm gonna try to write you a pretty one tomorrow *Gulity hugs* x

VERY civilised, I was there at 10. It's 27 degrees acko. TWENTY SEVEN DEGREES. I need to get my Donatella on today.

Vodka and rose helped spin a little positivity.

Wa gwan?

Was that POKE or PORK? I'm finishing work early today! Yeah man! But I'm on a train and the last time I conversed with you when on a train my mum died. Just sayin' xxxx

Watchu up to dollface?

We need that coffee. Not sure I should have coffee though, it slightly exacerbates the incessant teeth grinding. Work is a cunt.

We're friends? How nice xx

We're in bathing synchronicity, mine is ready, waiting and bubbly. The legs will be out in the privacy of my own home, I'll soon be wearing my post bath shorts.

Well WHAT? You know damn well WHAT. Should I call you Angie Tucci boo?

Well, I'm going to C4 this afternoon to discuss some freelance work so an updated CV would come in handy. I'll wear my best Grayson Perry as Claire outfit just for you.

Well, look at you Mr. Friends.