funkydita

It's the eyes, isn't it. Ugh the Pope can FUCK OFF. And I'm going out for Mexican tonight. I hate Mexican. Speak later. xx

I don't know. You think? I think he's just old.

I've not heard about the Sylvester biopic, nor read The Fabulous Sylvester, I need to amazon that. We may have covered this before but have you seen

Is this the one where you're doing the reading? I'm hungover BTW.

I'm shit at that crap. Buy a Hallmark card and plagiarise.

Meh. Work. As in work not WERK! I'll be home by 9:30 tonight and back here by 8:00. Urgh.

Wa gwan?

It's quite heavy but not overly sweet. I smell like a shrine. I feel I've abandoned you of late, sorry! If it's any consolation, I'm still at work. xxx

God, I haven't heard that one in YEARS.

My first 12"

My first CD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbszjo99JAc

Gay much?

But I did get this CD too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLL7JdnIk0

Gay much?

Ooh, the Horsmeat Disco album is veh good.

Well, PM me if you end up in a ditch, I'll make it to Belgium by Monday to rescue you. Do you want me to hide your porn if anything happens to you?

Drive after gin and martini? I know it's Europe and all that but won't your chauffeur be a better idea?

You have to go, you need to personally deliver my apology to her. You overdid the gin and cardio didn't you? It sounds like Valley of the Dolls over at yours. I'm checking out that hotel.

I can't seem to work out the districts and I'm way too indecisive which doesn't help.

Ugh. I have NO IDEA where to stay in Tokyo.

I just clocked your message. No, I didn't get the those albums. Any good?

Here...have a wank http://www.tablethotels.com/

I've had my bath, it's BEDTIME. I'm looking at hotels.

I don't get it...I ran out of space but it didn't tell me. Boo. Anyway, I DID say, I'll PM u for a proper catch up tomorrow. Nite lover. Hugs xxxxx

The food wasn't posh, it was BRITISH but pricey; duck, pea & raddish salad, Barnsley chop with sides, chocolate fondue with marshmallows, half a bottle of red & 2 cocktails. I'm working at the weekend so had today off & had a lovely but filthy sourdough pizza for lunch &made a squash and pancetta risotto for dinner. I need to eat dust tomorrow. Up at 6 tomorrow...NITE...

When is it? It this week? Who's Princing with you? QUESTIONS. I think I'm FAT, I've done nothing but eat all weekend. We took my dad out for a posh lunch yesterday and I got accidentally pissed. Oops.

We're in bathing synchronicity, mine is ready, waiting and bubbly. The legs will be out in the privacy of my own home, I'll soon be wearing my post bath shorts.

Yes, I'm afraid to confirm, it's there. Your sig is RUINED. My legs will remain covered until I at least cross a large body of water. I don't have the calves for shorts.

OK, I know you got the sambuca in you dollface but I didn't really catch any of that. Is there a WHAT in your sig? And OF COURSE it's divine. I'm hot and sticky here too. I don't believe in getting my legs out in the UK so I'm still wearing jeans. The back of my knees are MOIST. Nice. x

Oops. Never mind, I'm sure they'll get it, Santa always get his letters, I'm sure tax forms are exactly the same.