funkydita

*chews gum*

Hardly. I'm on a BLOAT at the moment.

What did you eat? I'm all about the mundane questions (and especially interested in what time people go to bed / get up. Just so you know).

Mmmm, baby cow. I thought they painted her old face on beautifully and it looked wonderful under those lights. That tiara pic? Notsomuch. And why do Stella's clothes always look so cheap?

McQueen, of course, being the exception. Did you see McQueen and I? Can you even get More4 in EUROPE?

SWOON

I LOVE State of Independence, one of my favourites.

And for no reason in particular

Night doll, I love me a Sunday night, clean bedsheets and all.

Bytch, I'm at a SCREENING, a MOVIE SCREENING. You heard me. Now, don't tease me with script meds, watchu got?

Mmmmmm tranquillisers. Hangover 2, not amazIng.

Make the arrangements doll. It's got to be better than a weekend in Liverpool. But I am "working from home" this morning.

I hate that you're right about my prissiness. Besides, it's full of WAGS. I'm gonna blow Wayne Rooney for you.

It's LIVERPOOL. Besides the ugly have the hottest sex.

I reward myself with a piss. Is she in Memphis?

OH. EM. GEE. Do you have gay lust for your velvet mafioso boss?

You go focus boo. And remember DO NOT CONTACT ME BETWEEN 4 AND 6. I'll be on a train. And we know what THAT means.

On my own in a cold, smelly, portakabin. BORED.

NO! I'm STILL in the fucking PORTAKABIN. A fairy tale theme park. Not our kind of fairies, I assume..."on your left you can take a ride on the bear in a sling"

Please, you're EURO. They have porn on the telly over there.

Busy at work, blah, blah, blah. Now they want me for another month, hurrah! I'll send you a PM tomorrow to fill you in. How's you boo?

Sorry! Yeah, I saw that story in the paper, complete with a terrifyingly almost naked photo of Alice. I love it. Almost as much as The Greatest Ever (unmade) Road Movie. Maybe it was a prequel?

I am a PROUD BRIT. At the end of the day...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psNAGm5Wpx0

Should I? I'm entertaining the thought of seeing the film first. But you're making it very tempting with your analysis...

OK, I will, just for you. I'm not a fan of reading a script, though - it's, literally, work.

It's GONE.