funkydita

Meh. Work. As in work not WERK! I'll be home by 9:30 tonight and back here by 8:00. Urgh.

Mmm hmm chile. I'm sure we've got lots, I'll make up some showbiz gossip. I saw Nigella today. That's not made up, it's true.

Mmmm, baby cow. I thought they painted her old face on beautifully and it looked wonderful under those lights. That tiara pic? Notsomuch. And why do Stella's clothes always look so cheap?

Mmmmmm tranquillisers. Hangover 2, not amazIng.

Mr. Ward was proper wank fodder. He's just insanely SEXY, so DIRTY looking. FILTHY.

My friend Beyonce...

My Sunday is extremely middle class. I've been to the farmer's market. I've got some lovely fillet steak, organic chicken breasts and chestnut sausages. I'll package some up and Fed Ex to you for your BBQ.

My, what lofty praise...

Nah, it's fine, I'm sure she loves you. She shouldn't worry though, they'll be OK, it's safe enough and they'll be in the popular / tourist areas. Unless they want me to take them on a ghetto tour?

Nein. She's nowhere near as fabulous as Santa Maria Tatjana. The other one is The Forgotten Supermodel http://tinyurl.com/6hw29r7

No dicks, big or small, were involved. Unfortunately. I'm jealous of your lunch, I'll be having something far more pedestrian. Maybe Daryl can get it on with Wesley?

No, it's music. Keep on calling and calling until they pick up. And be all nonchalant when they answer, like it's not you who's been stalking them. I'm...OK. But I've lost my sunglasses. Maybe it's a blessing.

No, work was Saturday only (it's a bank holiday weekend here, yay!). And Big Brother hasn't even STARTED, all that's to come. I've got my geek on...sorting out my itunes. x

NO! I'm STILL in the fucking PORTAKABIN. A fairy tale theme park. Not our kind of fairies, I assume..."on your left you can take a ride on the bear in a sling"

No. I'm not much of a gig goer, I love music the way it should REALLY be heard - recorded. http://bit.ly/5Bj0q6 I'm in a total dirty NYC mood of late, my current playlist includes Iggy (& The Stooges), Patti, Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, Talking Heads...THIS is one concert I'd LOVE to have seen, I've got the DVD but really want the Blu Ray...http://bit.ly/ksyCVy

Not feeling so pretty but I'll put fingers to keys later, just for you...x

OF COURSE I voted! I owe you a long PM, it'll be with you tomorrow, promise.

Of course you can, I'll even install a little extractor fan for you.

Oh and I love THE SMELL. It's like dogs.

Oh God. I'm gonna get killed for this...*whispers* Priscilla Presley

Oh God...I've done something REALLY BAD to my back. I'm doing that thing where I've got to turn my whole torso 'cos I can't move my head. What with THE OTHER issue, I reckon 35 is when it all goes to SHIT. MEH.

Oh, and I'm BURNT. Like a typical Brit I went to the park yesterday at the first sign of sun and now I'm PINK. We're picnicing today. The DVD factory is on public holiday. x

Oh, and one more thing. Guantanamo v Usher. One of us is HIGHBROW.

OH. EM. GEE. Do you have gay lust for your velvet mafioso boss?

OK, I know you got the sambuca in you dollface but I didn't really catch any of that. Is there a WHAT in your sig? And OF COURSE it's divine. I'm hot and sticky here too. I don't believe in getting my legs out in the UK so I'm still wearing jeans. The back of my knees are MOIST. Nice. x