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You'll always be my baby, doll. I thought you wuz mad at me boo. x

I'm off to Cardiff. To a charity dinner. Yeah, like a proper lady who lunches. Normal service will resume upon my return. x

I've never seen it. LOVE the girl in the leg cast.

Um. Yeah, so you're a polyglot. Whatever. Voulez vous un sandwich au jambon? Avez vous un eclair au chocolat? J'aime ecouter des disques. Jai un frere ja'i na pas de soeur. Mon chien s'appelle Scruffy. Where's your GLOT now eh Mary?

What was she singing?

And, OF COURSE...

Don't worry doll, you don't have to wear that dress tonight. x

Have your nips defrosted? Are you wearing FUR?

Geneva? It all makes sense now. You fabricated the A list media gay job, you are, in fact, A HOOKER. There's no other explanation. Do you kiss? Bring me back some fondue. Or something. x

Done. I'll be back. Wrong film.

I've always wondered what kind of cake it was. Battenberg maybe?

LOVE IT! MTV Europe circa 1992.

What? WHAT? You know I'm living vicariously through you at the moment so this is exciting.

I did hear that you had become an International Power Alpha Gay. I used to be one, I'm now a Benefit Scrounging Scum Gay. You're going to give me Judge Judy style tough love, aren't you?

I can help you gather those thoughts. The outcome should be along the lines of "of course, you're right, as always, and have done the right thing. I'm proud of you". Just a pointer. x

I'm BACK. The emergence is SOOOO 2010. x

It's good isn't it? Ugh, don't know, I'm bored and still sick it seems. I'll be fine once I'm better. Meh. Grrr. Yes, camomile please, it's bed time soon.

God I love that. One of my favourite albums. Didn't know they were Belgian until fairly recently. Oh and news of my recovery was premature.

Hope you got to sleep OK. Play the Which 5 Men In this Train Carriage Would I Blow game. It has to be 5, even if they're pig ugly. It's my favourite commuting game. Have a good day & tell me all about it, I'll work vicariously through you. Oh & recommend me some classic Italian movies xxx

FOUR HOURS? That's crazy. I didn't know Belgium was that big. How's the commuter flirting going?

I was horribly jetlagged (5 timezones in as many weeks, ugh), still not sleeping well and having a blind gay panic about what to do next jobwise. Other than that I'm OK. Will my redundancy be enough to launch our Gay National Geographic venture?

I am home and unemployed AND I've got a meeting with the benefits cunts this afternoon to get WHAT I'M DUE (what? I payed my taxes). How was your training?

Get you all "tumble out the bed, stumble to the kitchen". I see you're making an impression already. Holiday almost OVAH and the man still isn't all better. NYC has been a bit of a wash out, what with the nursing and all, I've not even had a cocktail. MEH. Oh, talking of man candy, there are some BEAUTIFUL men in NYC (and a wonderful ethnic diversity). Commuter flirti...

How about Chuck Palahniuk? I love him too except he's gone downhill of late. Still, I may get his new one for the holiday too.

I'm good, packing and panicking that my suitcase is too small.

You need to be on Madonna demo watch for me while I'm away. x

I LOVE Brett Easton Ellis. I've read all his books bar the new one, I may get that for holiday. HOLIDAY!! I read Glamorama years ago, all I remember is that it really disturbed me, much more than American Psycho (which I loved).

Bless you. I'm about to go in and collect my things in an archive box. Like one of those Goldman Sachs cunts. x