funkydita

In bed in Welsh Wales with yokel internet connection. Why am I always in bed or going to bed? Speak when I'm back in London and no longer in a League Of Gentlemen sketch. Pasg hapus a chariad a sws. See, I'm PROPER Welsh Xx

Is this the one where you're doing the reading? I'm hungover BTW.

Is your (PM) box FULL?

It IS good, isn't it?

It's a date. They were just a pair of tortoiseshell wayfarers I picked up in LA (yes, I HAD to say that), they were just the right size. An excuse to treat myself, I've got another pair in mind. You know me too well, I've been doing heartbreak songs today. A playlist is required but I need the glasses first.

It's boring, just work. And, oh, I'm working tomorrow. And have work shit to do at home on Sunday. Then work Monday to Monday... MEH.

It's GONE.

It's good isn't it? Ugh, don't know, I'm bored and still sick it seems. I'll be fine once I'm better. Meh. Grrr. Yes, camomile please, it's bed time soon.

It's horrible. I know some people that knew her (God, past tense already) and all I ever heard was how lovely she was.

It's in the REVIEWS section. I wouldn't be so sure, I'm fickle, I'll hate it by tomorrow. How's you, boo?

It's LIVERPOOL. Besides the ugly have the hottest sex.

It's only one of the best ever. As is this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SYrnX8ouCs

It's quite heavy but not overly sweet. I smell like a shrine. I feel I've abandoned you of late, sorry! If it's any consolation, I'm still at work. xxx

It's the eyes, isn't it. Ugh the Pope can FUCK OFF. And I'm going out for Mexican tonight. I hate Mexican. Speak later. xx

JPG! That was amazing. I'm having one of those days you see on TV blooper shows. Take 8. Not funny in real life. Oh, and what's with the hotness? You can't possibly be that handsome, must've been the angle.

Look, you've got 3 minutes left of the morning Emergence. I think Emergence Time is GMT. Fool? Princess Lola's on her way over to have a word. Probably in French.

LOVE IT! MTV Europe circa 1992.

Love it. It's like you're talking dirty to me. Priscilla is a kabuki mask that's been left on the radiator and fixed with polyfilla though. I'm hoping La Siliciccone leaves the eyes and double down pillow face alone for a while. Don't get me started on the chin.

Make the arrangements doll. It's got to be better than a weekend in Liverpool. But I am "working from home" this morning.

Man, do you remember her I Will Survive that she did on The Word, I can't find it but it's just...no words. And the brouhaha (favourite word alert) about the lips!

Man, I elaborated on the forgotten birthday, the overheard fucking, the making the gays sleep in separate bedrooms for years and the general poor state of father son relations. I MAY have said "I don't LIKE her and I don't TRUST her". Awkward. I'm envious of your Italian family Easter. Can your mamma adopt me? Tell her mine's dead, that's sure to work. xx

Man, I'm SO BORED. I've literally had NOTHING to do since 11am and need to hang around until 6.

McQueen, of course, being the exception. Did you see McQueen and I? Can you even get More4 in EUROPE?

ME TOO! I've pierced my belly button, I'm wearing a leather bra and my hair's at that troublesome stage. I've also found a new love for animals.

MEH. That is all.