funkydita

I can help you gather those thoughts. The outcome should be along the lines of "of course, you're right, as always, and have done the right thing. I'm proud of you". Just a pointer. x

I did hear that you had become an International Power Alpha Gay. I used to be one, I'm now a Benefit Scrounging Scum Gay. You're going to give me Judge Judy style tough love, aren't you?

What? WHAT? You know I'm living vicariously through you at the moment so this is exciting.

LOVE IT! MTV Europe circa 1992.

Done. I'll be back. Wrong film.

Geneva? It all makes sense now. You fabricated the A list media gay job, you are, in fact, A HOOKER. There's no other explanation. Do you kiss? Bring me back some fondue. Or something. x

Have your nips defrosted? Are you wearing FUR?

Don't worry doll, you don't have to wear that dress tonight. x

And, OF COURSE...

Um. Yeah, so you're a polyglot. Whatever. Voulez vous un sandwich au jambon? Avez vous un eclair au chocolat? J'aime ecouter des disques. Jai un frere ja'i na pas de soeur. Mon chien s'appelle Scruffy. Where's your GLOT now eh Mary?

What was she singing?

I've never seen it. LOVE the girl in the leg cast.

I'm off to Cardiff. To a charity dinner. Yeah, like a proper lady who lunches. Normal service will resume upon my return. x

You'll always be my baby, doll. I thought you wuz mad at me boo. x

Your BOX is FULL handsome.

SCOWL from your Belgian bureau. Especially at Indie Dude and The Cunting Crumb Nazi. Ditch Kate, listen to Welcome To The Jungle or Rape Me, channel the Emergence into RAGE and GO POSTAL. It'll probably make the international news.

Bytch, PLEASE. You're reviews have been GREAT. I think you're feeling a bit League of Their Own, myself. Are you surrounded by ACTRESSES (and Geena Davis)? Good move on The Stooges, I hope you're listening to Search and Destroy.

Well. FABULOUS of course. One word though. CHIN. U eating a sammich boo?

Oh God. I'm gonna get killed for this...*whispers* Priscilla Presley

Oops replied to my own profile. Like an OLD person. Anyway...u want me to come visit in my see through raincoat? Chin, it's got too much filler in it, it's fine from certain angles, then it's massive. I think she got something done before The Flip, she's been doing a funny thing with her chin / bottom lip for a while

And filler bloat http://www.topnews.in/files/Priscilla-Presley.jpg

Hey boo, I owe you a PM, I ain't forgotten. But, more importantly, I think we should do an unofficial biography of The Madonna Myth, The Final Assimilation Of Ingrid Casares got me thinking. A full blown Jacqueline Susann affair. U at work?

I can see you boo, the fresh air will do you good. No, I love YOU more. YOU put the phone down. No, You. NO. Yo..oh, you did. http://tinyurl.com/4bpod7x

What is it honey? I love you. Are they taking pictures of your conversation? OOOKKKAAAAYYY

ME TOO! I've pierced my belly button, I'm wearing a leather bra and my hair's at that troublesome stage. I've also found a new love for animals.

Bytch please. It's not interbreeding, it's GENETIC REFINEMENT. Ain't you got shops to loot and shit?