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Ugh. I have NO IDEA where to stay in Tokyo.

I can't seem to work out the districts and I'm way too indecisive which doesn't help.

You have to go, you need to personally deliver my apology to her. You overdid the gin and cardio didn't you? It sounds like Valley of the Dolls over at yours. I'm checking out that hotel.

Drive after gin and martini? I know it's Europe and all that but won't your chauffeur be a better idea?

Well, PM me if you end up in a ditch, I'll make it to Belgium by Monday to rescue you. Do you want me to hide your porn if anything happens to you?

God, I haven't heard that one in YEARS.

My first 12"

My first CD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbszjo99JAc

Gay much?

But I did get this CD too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkLL7JdnIk0

Gay much?

It's quite heavy but not overly sweet. I smell like a shrine. I feel I've abandoned you of late, sorry! If it's any consolation, I'm still at work. xxx

Wa gwan?

Meh. Work. As in work not WERK! I'll be home by 9:30 tonight and back here by 8:00. Urgh.

I'm shit at that crap. Buy a Hallmark card and plagiarise.

Is this the one where you're doing the reading? I'm hungover BTW.

I don't know. You think? I think he's just old.

It's the eyes, isn't it. Ugh the Pope can FUCK OFF. And I'm going out for Mexican tonight. I hate Mexican. Speak later. xx

Bless you. I'm about to go in and collect my things in an archive box. Like one of those Goldman Sachs cunts. x

I LOVE Brett Easton Ellis. I've read all his books bar the new one, I may get that for holiday. HOLIDAY!! I read Glamorama years ago, all I remember is that it really disturbed me, much more than American Psycho (which I loved).

How about Chuck Palahniuk? I love him too except he's gone downhill of late. Still, I may get his new one for the holiday too.

I'm good, packing and panicking that my suitcase is too small.

You need to be on Madonna demo watch for me while I'm away. x

Get you all "tumble out the bed, stumble to the kitchen". I see you're making an impression already. Holiday almost OVAH and the man still isn't all better. NYC has been a bit of a wash out, what with the nursing and all, I've not even had a cocktail. MEH. Oh, talking of man candy, there are some BEAUTIFUL men in NYC (and a wonderful ethnic diversity). Commuter flirti...

I am home and unemployed AND I've got a meeting with the benefits cunts this afternoon to get WHAT I'M DUE (what? I payed my taxes). How was your training?

I was horribly jetlagged (5 timezones in as many weeks, ugh), still not sleeping well and having a blind gay panic about what to do next jobwise. Other than that I'm OK. Will my redundancy be enough to launch our Gay National Geographic venture?

FOUR HOURS? That's crazy. I didn't know Belgium was that big. How's the commuter flirting going?

Hope you got to sleep OK. Play the Which 5 Men In this Train Carriage Would I Blow game. It has to be 5, even if they're pig ugly. It's my favourite commuting game. Have a good day & tell me all about it, I'll work vicariously through you. Oh & recommend me some classic Italian movies xxx

God I love that. One of my favourite albums. Didn't know they were Belgian until fairly recently. Oh and news of my recovery was premature.

It's good isn't it? Ugh, don't know, I'm bored and still sick it seems. I'll be fine once I'm better. Meh. Grrr. Yes, camomile please, it's bed time soon.

I'm BACK. The emergence is SOOOO 2010. x