ryan

Your grade-A prime meat!

The best kind of days are the Rosie Perez days!!

Were you loud moufin' it up?

Did you have a CrackwhoreDonna by your side?

Muchas gracias papito!

Clear your inbox por favor , I have something for you..

GET THE FUCK OUT THE JOANNE THREAD NOW PEOPLE!!!!

What's the deal?

We should Play

Let's Make A Deal

ooooh ah ooooh ah, only at mattress giant, ooooh ah

have you ever been to FOOOOOOOORMAAAN MILLLLLLLLLSS???

i'm fed up, i'm tired of waitin on you

waiting for your call waitin for your call

i'm hung up, i'm hung up on you

every little thing every little thing

so, once upon a time, i had a mnation friend who lived in jersey

CUM JOIN THA PA-TAY, ITZ A CE-LA-BRA-SHUNNN!

Si, that was the one night I decided to drink.

I like their hot dogs.

Is that you in your profile photo?

i wuv you!

When are you going to pop?

you've got a march birthday too! happy birthday ho!

toss it baby, go crazy with it.

mmm, i wanna taste your ranch dressing. drizzle it all over me.

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it's getting hot in here

i want to take you for ride.

SLURP