funkydita

It IS good, isn't it?

It's GONE.

OK, I will, just for you. I'm not a fan of reading a script, though - it's, literally, work.

Should I? I'm entertaining the thought of seeing the film first. But you're making it very tempting with your analysis...

I am a PROUD BRIT. At the end of the day...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psNAGm5Wpx0

Sorry! Yeah, I saw that story in the paper, complete with a terrifyingly almost naked photo of Alice. I love it. Almost as much as The Greatest Ever (unmade) Road Movie. Maybe it was a prequel?

Busy at work, blah, blah, blah. Now they want me for another month, hurrah! I'll send you a PM tomorrow to fill you in. How's you boo?

Please, you're EURO. They have porn on the telly over there.

NO! I'm STILL in the fucking PORTAKABIN. A fairy tale theme park. Not our kind of fairies, I assume..."on your left you can take a ride on the bear in a sling"

On my own in a cold, smelly, portakabin. BORED.

You go focus boo. And remember DO NOT CONTACT ME BETWEEN 4 AND 6. I'll be on a train. And we know what THAT means.

OH. EM. GEE. Do you have gay lust for your velvet mafioso boss?

I reward myself with a piss. Is she in Memphis?

It's LIVERPOOL. Besides the ugly have the hottest sex.

I hate that you're right about my prissiness. Besides, it's full of WAGS. I'm gonna blow Wayne Rooney for you.

Make the arrangements doll. It's got to be better than a weekend in Liverpool. But I am "working from home" this morning.

Mmmmmm tranquillisers. Hangover 2, not amazIng.

Bytch, I'm at a SCREENING, a MOVIE SCREENING. You heard me. Now, don't tease me with script meds, watchu got?

Night doll, I love me a Sunday night, clean bedsheets and all.

I LOVE State of Independence, one of my favourites.

And for no reason in particular

SWOON

McQueen, of course, being the exception. Did you see McQueen and I? Can you even get More4 in EUROPE?

Mmmm, baby cow. I thought they painted her old face on beautifully and it looked wonderful under those lights. That tiara pic? Notsomuch. And why do Stella's clothes always look so cheap?

What did you eat? I'm all about the mundane questions (and especially interested in what time people go to bed / get up. Just so you know).

Hardly. I'm on a BLOAT at the moment.