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OMG Loomita have you seen all the rubbish gays go into collective meltdown cause I've insulted some of those pop whores?

I say we CLOSE DOWN the Pop Princesses forum altogether! LOL

Won't you come inside

And lay down next to my FIRE

Can you feel my HEARTBEAT

Let me SHOW you my DESIRE

>>> That's right ladies and gents, we are talking about the 172nd best song of all time, Let Down you Guard!!!

She's FIERCE and she's feeling MIGHTY she's a GOLDEN GIRL she's an APHRODITE alright? Alright YEAH YEAH YEAH. UMMM except she's playing to half empty indoor arenas across Europe RIGHT? OMG YAY let's all get wet in the "splash" zone. Thank GAWD Kim is back (albeit in cameo form).

FLASH it in FASHION with me

Skin to skin BODY to BODY

Have you seen that acoustic perf of Nu-Di-Ty, Loomsa? Surely it's the 71st best acoustic perf of all time!

She's fierce and she's feelin mighty she's a golden girl she's an aphrodite alright? alright yeah yeah yeah!

Now I am a was

I started at the top

And I worked my way down

33rd best song of all time? Oh I should COCO

See my booty get down like

Uh

We're terrible Mariel!

Give it UP Give it UP I just can't get enough so give me MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE.. OMG surely this is the 17th best opening track on an album from the rock era?

OMG TALK ABOUT ARTISTIQUE!!! I'd like to see that whore JANET try and attempt the OPERATIC VOX at the end of "Your Disco Needs You"

In other news, Gwyneth Paltrow is a piece of shit!!

Cause we're livin' in SLO-MOTION...

*SHORELY* the 125th best song of all time!

But of course EXCUSE MY FRENCH is fantastique! Quite clearly the 72nd best song of all time. However, it is no MY IMAGE UNLIMITED although I believe it is from the same era.

GIVE ME A BUCKET!!

Get up (get up!), boi (BOI)... surely the 115th best song of all time?

I'm fierce and I'm feelin' mighty I'm a golden girl I'm an Aphrodite alright? Alright, yeah yeah yeah. Surely the 127th best title track of all time?

Damn right HUNNY, my name is Juliana Margulies and I AM.... QoL.

Have you seen the latest GOOD WIFE eppie? It's epic! QoL Julianna actually WALKS OUT of a grand jury indictment. "Then ARREST ME," she tells that bitch Wendy Scott Carr (who is of course in her own way SUPER FABULOUS)

In another wrap

At a different shop

You could be my egg and cress

We can drink some fizz

Irn Bru is fine

Let's drink the can now every drop

OMG Loom! TIME BOMB!! K-Mo is back!! The 53rd best song of all time is upon us. WHOOP! Do you wanna wanna? She even references her retarded Twitter persona. WHOOOP!

You know you really wanna

HA!

Wanna taste LEGENDTINA's

Woo-hoo

*nocomment*

In the words of Urban/R&B Queen Ms. K-Mo,

I wanna CHIGGY WIGGY witchu BOI

My body's fully loaded

And I got more ammo

*spreads*

All eyes on ME in the centre of the RING just like a CIRCUS

When I crack that WHIP everybody gonna TRIP

Just like a CIRCUS

Don't stand there WATCHIN' me, FOLLOW me, SHOW me WHATCHU CAN DO

Everybody LET GO

We can make a DANCE FLOOR

Just like a CIRCUS

I wanna CHIGGY WIGGY witchu

Boy

If

I

Get

On top

Yo gon' lose your mind