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Apples388

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Status Updates posted by Apples388

  1. Clear that PM inbox!

  2. Clear that inbox!

  3. Get up outta your seat

    (YOUR SEAT)

    Come on to up to the DANCE FLOOR

    I got somethin' so SWEET

    (So SWEET)

    Come on up to the FRONT DOOR [or back door if you like]

    I got plenty of HEAT

    (HEAT!)

    To form a special CONFECTION

    So just START movin' your FEET (your FEET)

    Move on over to ME

  4. What can I say? It's been another FUCK KHIA week!

  5. Bitch whatumaIgunnado? Cry a RIVAH? I don't give a FUCK!

  6. If you WANT IT

    You already GAAAHHT IT

    If you THAWWGHT it

    It better be WHATCHUWANT

    Now sang it with me in your best crow-vox register

  7. Ya KNOW

    Tonight I'm feeling a little... INDEPENDENT RECORDING ARTISTE

    This is me

    You wanna get DROPPED by your RECORD COMPANY?

    Cause my last album was a big FLAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP

  8. Oops I

    Guess I shotcha

    My finga's on the trigga

    I gotta bullet witchur name on it

    Click click

  9. Poor ILLITERATE ReVaughn..

  10. Pay-peeee......

    Would you mind.......

    Undressing me.........

    You missed a spot...

    THAARRRRRRRRR....

    *adjusts wedgie between vocal takes and bites on burger*

  11. I'm BEAUTIFUL in my WAY

    Cause God makes no MISt---***FFAARRRRTTTTTTTTTTTT***

  12. For you, PAY-PEE, I would be happy to oblige.

    Would you like a finger or two in?

  13. What a lovely idea. By the way you need to clear your PM inbox! I wanted to axe you sumthin too.

  14. That's fantastic Miguelito but of course apart from "Oh oh oh" and "My friends wanna go OUT but I can't CANCEL my PLANS" you have the most amazing part of the song which is in the bridge - "DJ spin that record AGAAAIHAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN"

  15. Bar's open and I'm DRINKING

    I'm normally on stage just SINGING

    Feeling like a DRUNKEN WHORE

    I don't care just give me some WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNEEEE

  16. I think I've been dumped! Oh WELL!

  17. Oh HANI

    The PLEASURE CENTRE is always open and ready for U to justify

    Whether I am single or attached!

  18. Tonight I'm feeling sexual

    Come on and play inside my love below

    Tonight I'mma be a little

    Sale FISH

  19. HEY - clear your PM inbox!

  20. Hey - clear up your inbox man.

  21. I could be anything I'll be your everything

    Just touch me baby

    I don't wanna be sad

  22. PM Inbox - clearout. Now!

  23. Thanks my dear! I do my best. Now shall I spread them in gratitude?

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