johnnox
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You are presuming a lot, Raider.
For starters, many of its members (approx 60 per cent) are part of the film industry, people behind the camera in all walks of the movie industry life. Plus there are several well known actors and two directors with a lot of kudos who are members that I'm not allowed to name.
Yes, anyone can join, but there's little difference between them and their opinions and the millions of people who leave anonymous posts and reviews on places like amazon and imdb.
If you're going to slam the Razzies, then surely you should be slamming every single review or criticism anyone has to offer?
Why can't there be an anti-awards ceremony? Considering how many different ceremonies there are to praise movies, surely one that does the opposite is not such a bad thing?
You are missing the whole point of the razzies - it's one big joke and doesn't take itself seriously, which by the sounds of it, is a lesson you could learn.
Easy to presume, isn't it?
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Tripped over the curb of sanity and fell fake tit first straight into the nuthouse.
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I dont get these Razzies awards,do people take it seriously? whats the point of making negative awards?
Equally, you could ask what is the point of positive awards? Lauding the rich and famous with awards to tell them how good they are? Pointless, no?
Everything needs an opposite - for every Vanity Bonet there's a normal human being.
No, the only people who take it seriously are the actors, directors who are nominated.
Everyone else takes it as a bit of cheeky fun. John WIlson's justification of it is "We are not cruel, we're the naughty schoolboys playing pranks during back-slapping award season. We're like a fart in a church."
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But, I maintain that she does alright in certain supporting roles (i.e. Dick Tracy, A League of Their Own). Did you mention those to him, johnno? Especially as she was not nominated for either of them.
No, I didn't mention that because the interview was not about Madonna. She represented about two percent of the entire interview.
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Maybe interview somebody worthwhile next time Jonnox?
ANy film fan knows about the Razzies, they get world wide publicity the day before the Oscars. From tabloids to broad sheets, they all mention the Razzies world-wide.
Its been going for 31 years.
How can you say he's not a worthwhile interview?
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Clearly he's never seen Swept Away.
Neither did anybody else.
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I interviewed John Wilson, founder of the Golden Raspberry awards given to awful films, actors and directors etc.
madonna has won ten awards, only one less than the record holder, Sylvester Stallone.
On Madonna, he says: "She is a very talented singer and person, but she has forged a twenty year career in acting and brought nothing to the table.
"She is just awful. Even in Truth Or dare she was bad, and she was playing herself. With the exception of Evita and Desperately Seeking Susan, where she was playing an extension of herself, she is dreadful."
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Is it dedicated to your sphincter?
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I can't stop playing "Push". SOO digging that right now.
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I was a little bit bored at the Confessions Tour, too "cold" for me.
Funny how different people can have different interpretations, isn;t it? I felt exactly that way about Sticky and Sweet. For much of it, I was bored rigid.
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The last time I had the wow factor with Madonna was Live Earth - she's been shit ever since.
Gosh, that was good wasn't it? Happy days.
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Hard Candy, Sticky and Sweet Tour, almost every film she's ever made, her recent lack of originality all disappoints me... yet I hang in their like a tiny piece of poo on her macrobiotic a-hole.
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I like Mariah, I adore Madonna. This is the Madonna section of a Madonna board. I don't get why Mariah was even mentioned. Can't we all be happy Madonna is doing something on tv after months (and let's be honest, that marriage tv show was CRAP)? No, we can't. I find all this hate thing for other artists very childish, and the hate for Mariah especially is very 90s..
If I don't like and artist I just don't care about him/her. I know this is a forum, but still, it's getting tired (at least for me).
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Kylie wanted to perform Vogue but was worried viewers would get confused and put her in the bottom two
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I'm gonna side with GimmieSomeMo here a bit.
There is nothing, and I mean nothing normal about wanting to have a fist and arm shoved so far up your chocolate starfish than you can feel them pinch your intestines. Nothing.
BUT, if thats what turns them on - and there must be deeper rooted reasons for wanting to be so violated - then so be it. And when you're wearing a nappy at 25, you only have yourself to blame for constant anal leakage.
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Since I got married, my balls have withered and are close to dropping off.
My cock is like a pipette that only squirts out dust from its teat.
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"And so ends today's chapter of Bridget Jones' Diary for Gays. Don't forget to tune in tomorrow when Getunconscious recalls the time he and John Barrowman spit-roasted a Baruvian mountain goat while a tag team of Hungarian albino dwarves took turns shitting on a glass coffee table as Bananarama fingered themselves on a sofa singing the hits of Michael Bolton."
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I hear WAY worse stories than that.
The floor is all yours, please begin...
* sits down with glass of wine and sick bucket *
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Oh leave barneyboy alone. So he gets his kicks sticking his arm so far up some guys ass he can squeeze their stomach. DONT WE ALL
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Oh well that's ok then.
As long as you only stuck your arm up two sets of total randoms' poo pipes and your winky stayed in your pants, that makes the night perfectly run of the mill.
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When in Rome....
... eat a Pizza. Don't shove your fist up some droopy arsehole.
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Ooh god me either.
The last time was a few months ago. In the middle of the night I was bored and drunk on manhunt, a guy asked me to go to a party he was driving past my flat. I just said yeah. Jumped in his car no money and we drove for miles. I thought here we go im gonna get murdered.
Got to a big posh house in Cheshire (where all the footballers live) and he said you know what sort of party this is? I thought all I wanted was a couple of vodkas.
He said were going to meet 2 blokes who are kinky. I was like OK. But if they want to do anything I dont have to do I? He said noooo.
So I went in had a beer, played with the dogs had a tour of the house they gave me an E and I sat in the other room. half an hour my pill had kicked in and I had a 1 fist in 1 bloke in the sling and one in the other lay under the sling. They were hot too!
And then you woke up.
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it's warm and the other person is pulsing and moving and moaning
* VOMITS *
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WS is harmless and fine with the right sort of guy in the right setting. Guys are pigs, you know?
Fisting to me is what full on bondage is, just way too "hardcore". Who wants to get punched in the asshole?..........i don't, i want it stroked firmly, licked wet, fingered deeply, or pounded with a stiff phallis balls deep. Don't fist it, treat it NAC.
As for fisting vaginas, i have a friend who NEARLY gets fisted by a guy she fucks on a regular basis. He NEARLY gets it in and is rough, but she gets so moist down there that it fits neatly inside her, so her cunt flaps haven't gotten loose or ugly. Sometimes, it even makes HER ejaculate in his open mouth because it feels so good
Post of the year.
The Razzies founder talks about Madonna's acting.
in ARCHIVE - Madonna
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And votes can't be bought for Oscar nominations and wins? There are people employed year round who are paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to 'buy' nominations for their films or talent.
They are paid to promote the talent, to campaign and persuade people to vote or nominate a film, all in the name of bagging an award and raising the price of an actor and the admission/ sales of a film.