Barney
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Madonna - cheek chique
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Oh PS Hollywood the song and the video. I know its a fave but ive just never got it.
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Hey you.
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What is going to happen when bullying isn't the current headline fad anymore?
She will get her vadge out as usual.
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Wheres the scarf? I bet its lonely and suicidal in the washing basket.
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Maybe Mercy is pregnant by david? You know what those malawi people are like.
Maybe david has eaten pregnant mercy!!!??
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OH yes! Rollerskating classes is a must!
They better have "The Rack" that she usually tortures herself in too!
yes! omg genius.
I hope theres a boombox and you can only wear yellow stilletos and black mesh tops. She can teach you to play pool too like in borderline.
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Me too. better get my pink leotard dry cleaned and the horse out the garage. Or should I rollerskate there?
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Look around, everywhere you turn theres heart attacks
Whats worse than a fat homooo (slimmer down)
Flabby thighs you really need to get in to shape
The painful joints will soon go
If youre a whale or got HIV
Or need to go somehere that is so gaaay
I know a place where you can get a spray
work out your core whore, pick off your cold sore
so
C'mon row (row)
Sweat your body to my music (in public)
C'mon row (row)
Glisten to the sound of the crow
you and jews can get fit.
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My name is Madge
I'll do your fitness tonight
With anal bleaching darling
Open tonight
I'll be your sorceress, your heart's magician
I'm not a witch, I'm a tone technician
With 10 dumbells all on site, you will gain more power
I'm gonna change your life, Ill clear your fucked up bladder.
Do sit ups, do as I say
Do sit ups and you will fuck more gays
I'll give you love, I'll make u hard as fuck
I'll give you love, I'll tighten up your stomach...
My yoga moves off stage
And i jump a lotta rope
fuck off about my age
you aint gonna cope
If youre on time and your bodys not fragile
Bend over baby, you better be agile
We do nails and facials, 'til they're nice and soft
And when your pits start to sweat, I'm gonna lick them off.
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A fully developed 'its so good' could be a classic like dont tell me.
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Gymy Gymy
Press Up
Don't Smell Me
I just spat my beer out. hahaha Genius.
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Such a shit name
Couldve been
ray to get lighter
Swim
Body of evidence
Skin
Justify my £50 a month
Impressive skintan
Paradise
Burning up
Physical attraction
Desperately seeking cruisin
Im Breathless
Rivita
Ill remember (if you miss your membership payment)
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She might aswell open a gay sauna.
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Open your heart
skin
swim
over and over
bon daccord
triggering
first album mash up (loooong overdue, id die)
how high
easy ride
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Rosanna Arquette talking Madonna at the L.A Filmfestival screening from 1:20
'Rosanna, the star of the movie' haha never heard anything so funny in my life!!!!
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Not sure about footloose or Brazil. But yeah Blind date and boxing helena were supposed to be a big deal for M.
Wouldve loved to see her in breaking the waves, id never heard of that! I heard she was sent a script for the role of crystal in Showgirls though.
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Have I missed something? what about cook and fuck?
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I agree with all of that but im glad this movie was made than not be made. I like it.
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She is still in touch with Sandra although not as close. Sandra said it when I went to see her. There have been pics of them together too. Sandra adores Lola and so does Sandras daughter so she said. She just took the piss out of M's accent and sang candy shop laughing about the line my suga is raw.
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P.S. I JUST realized that her name is Lourdes CICCONE León. Shouldn't it be Lourdes LEÓN Ciccone???
Ive always thought this. What names do each of her kids have?
Why didnt Guy adopt Lola? Whats the surnames of david and mercy??
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I think she sounds adorable.
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Never underestimate the power of Madonna.
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You know those diaries will be published whenever M passes away one day (not being morbid)
New Music? New Album Title?
in ARCHIVE - Madonna
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Directorial
My direction
New direction
The fountain
Home
The formation