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    Saturday Night Online Presents Ask Anything with Madonna

    in ARCHIVE - The REBEL HEART Forum

    Posted

    Madonna On That Drake Kiss: “I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It”

    May 4, 2015 / Posted by: Allison
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    That’s not stage smoke: that’s dust being excitedly queefed from Madonna’s down-lows after she realized how much attention she could whore out of that kiss with Drake. On Saturday, Madonna did a Q&A for AskAnythingChat, and one of the things she was asked was about that time she mouth humped on an immobilized Wheelchair Jimmy during his set at Coachella. No, the question wasn’t “To whom should I send my therapy bills?”. It was “Is Drake a good kisser?“. Because Madonna is basically the shamelessly bitchy version of The Giving Tree (aka she gives no fucks and only gets shadier with age), she answered:

    “Is Drake a good kisser? I kissed a girl, and I liked it.”

    And it gets shadier! Later on, Madonna was asked what advice she’d give her younger self knowing what she knows now, and she answered:

    “Don’t kiss Drake, no matter how many times he begs you to.”

    It all happens around the 2:10 and 7:59 marks. Off topic thought: whatever Vaseline-coated soap opera camera lens they used to shoot Madonna is really working for her face. Even the blur tool in Photoshop is like “How???”

    Somewhere in The 6, Drake has thrown himself face-first onto a pile of teddy bears and Raptors jerseys and is crying tears of pure maple syrup while he sobs “How could I be so STUPID? Of course she’d kiss and tell! And since when is texting 13 times a night every night for 2 weeks begging?”

    Poor Drake. You truly are the Taylor Swift of…something something. I don’t know where I was going with that analogy. To be honest, I got a little distracted picturing those delicious maple syrup tears.

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    Have you listened to the demos post RH release?

    in ARCHIVE - The REBEL HEART Forum

    Posted

    Nah you're completely wrong. Why would M knowingly release a "lesser" version of a song? Do you really think she's that much of a fucking idiot? She wouldn't release something she thought wasn't that great.

    The album version is amazing and I guess I understand why certain disco queens hate the sound of the guitar driven final.

    There's plenty of guitar in the Avicci version. It's not a disco song at all. It's a guitar driven pop song with a glorious synth pop chorus. But you can keep your "testosterone" version.

    If liking the pop perfection of the demo makes some of us disco queens so be it.

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    P.S.: Preferring a version over another does not equal hating the final version. And Madonna herself agreed that she purposely changed tracks that were pretty much finished because of the leaks.

    WASH ALL OVER ME

    in ARCHIVE - The REBEL HEART Forum

    Posted

    The thing about the uptempo vs the somber versions of this song is that each conveys very distinct feelings.

    Although the lyrics are the same, by changing the context (i.e. the sound) the meaning is vastly different. While the euphoric and upbeat tone of the demo paints the picture of someone aware of their queerness (not the sexual connotation) in a quickly changing world, she sounds triumphant in accepting a new chapter in her life. She's ready to face whatever comes her way. At the climatic synth break, it's as if she's ready to be raptured to this new life.

    The album version, however, comes off quite the opposite. The seemingly funeral march drums and overall weary tone of the production (or "raw and gritty" to some) conjures a woman that is still in that mourning process of accepting the end and feeling the sorrow that it brings. As she sings repeatedly "over me.... let it wash all over me," one can feel the sense of dread. She's ready to take the blow but she is definitely not looking forward to it.

    Maybe that's why I prefer the "dance" version of this song, it is the image that I created of Madonna in my head: the warrior that can conquer all, the Michigan girl that sang early in her career that "I get up again over and over." I appreciate the mature "I can't be a superhero right now" Madonna of today and I don't fault anyone for preferring the album version. But in my book, Madonna will be the one dancing even when the world is coming to an end, because out of all human beings, she's probably the best qualified to do so.

    And that's all I have to say about that.

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    Appreciate The Songs its OK to Hate On

    in ARCHIVE - Madonna

    Posted

    Oh, I love most of these songs!

    I love love I'd Rather Be Your Lover (that's right!)

    I love love Candy Shop

    I love love Turn Up The Radio

    I love Think of Me

    I love Shoo-Be-Doo

    I love Jimmy Jimmy

    I love Love Makes the World Go Round (chick chick-ahh)

    I love Can't Stop

    I love Love Song

    I love Don't Stop

    I love Incredible

    I love Celebration

    I love (ohh la la) Superstar

    I like Me Against The Music

    I like I Love New York

    I like Push

    I like 4 Minutes

    I like Spanish Lesson

    I like Revolver

    I like GMAYL

    I like B-Day Song

    I've learned to appreciate In This Life, however, even though I've tried, Some Girls always leaves me cold...

    I don't consider Did You Do It a Madonna song so... whatever.

    And I won't name that poo-stastic turd that Esther dumped on us last decade.

    Madonna Instagram Thread

    in ARCHIVE - Madonna

    Posted

    Hilarious how some people love Madonna exercising her right to free speech and lap up all the controversy, crotching a crucifix, shooting people, etc., until she actually says or does something THEY disagree with. Until she offends THEIR delicate sensibilities and pushes THEIR buttons. Shows them up for the pathetic hypocrites they are.

    So true!

    Madonna Instagram Thread

    in ARCHIVE - Madonna

    Posted

    I deliberately stayed out of all this Coachelka drama because I think it's utterly ridiculous. But I fully support her anger. Where are all those pop bitches that claim to admire her so much? Not a word from the likes of Miley, Katy, Beyoncé etc. Spineless, industry fabricated clowns with no balls. Too afraid to speak up and doing everything to avoid any backlash? Their silence is just as bad as those vile, ageist, sexist comments coming from those middle-aged, suburban housewives and underfucked queens. Pathetic.

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    Jaden Smith "I'm the new Madonna"

    in ARCHIVE - Madonna

    Posted

    wtf with you queens bashing a gay boy who likes to wear dresses and wants to be the new (male) Madonna

    I speak for myself, nothing against a kid aspiring to be the new (male) Madonna but anyone claiming to BE the new Madonna is delusional (whether it's coming from him, Gaga or anyone else for that matter).

    BTW, who said kids don't know who Madonna is?

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