Mozo1
-
Posts
6,308 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Posts posted by Mozo1
-
-
Ugh I wanna sleep with various MadonnaNation members
Of course. Unlike fans of other third-rate wannabes, you know M. fans know how to fuck!
-
OMG a madonnanation party
So much fucking
So much punching
So true.
-
You took the words right out of my mouth.
In fact, let's all pitch in and rent a few rooms in that hotel and throw party in that pool! Who's with me?! I'll let you have sex with me.
Damn, gurl — you are easy!
That's why I like you so much.
-
I want to go swimming in that pool after Madonna is in it, sing Wash Over Me and then never bathe again — or have sex with a few of her dancers.
In my dreams, Cloud Campos is still one of them. Ahhhh...
-
-
DAMN!
Indeed and wow.
-
-
Yes because omfg I think I just met my man!!! So I go over to this guy on grindrs house and he's like dark hair muscular sturdy and hairy and bearded aka ONE OF MY BIG TYPES we're making out in our jock straps (YAS HONEY PORNISH) and he puts on REBEL HEART without me asking or anything. Then we fucked all the way up to BEST NIGHT. GIRL BOOM. BTW ILLUMINATI IS THE BEST TRACK TO FUQ 2
Hey. I thought we were going to keep it between ourselves?
-
^ They don't for some reason no one can figure out, it seems. Read that here regarding L4L.
-
Head over and vote for RH as "Best Album of Winter 2015". It's currently coming 3rd.
http://www.idolator.com/7587673/ibrawlator-best-album-winter-2015-vote-poll
Bitch #1 now!
-
I gave it a 7. I'm just not in love with it but god, she looks amazing in it.
And to this...
2. Really tacky video!
Tacky? You best look that word up before you abuse it again.
-
This series has been the best thing on TV for the last two years running.
Absolutely. And God is he pretty.
-
Spelt is making me laugh all on its own.
Or, Spelled is mayquing me laff all on itz oun.
-
Yaaay!!! yells this giddy schoolgirl.
-
I'm not shading his appearance but OMG !
Behold the ravages of time!
Use moisturizer, motherfuckers.
-
Love this. Found it via boyculture.
Madonna gets a lot of heat for behaving in a way many believe is inappropriate for a woman over 50. Men who are also "of a certain age" often behave in rebel fashion, but are usually lauded for their actions. Here, the headlines we'd read if Madonna practiced what many older men preach.
1: Harrison Ford, Private Plane Pilot. On March 5, the 72-year-old actor crashed his World War II-era plane. The story made headlines around the world, all honoring how well he managed to handle the accident and hoping for his speedy recovery.
Madonna's Headline
No longer High, Flying or Adored, Madonna Crashes on the Runway and the Charts2: Paul Newman, Racecar Driving. An avid racecar fan, at 70 years of age, the late actor became the oldest driver in a winning Daytona team.
Madonna's Headline
B*** on Wheels: Desperate Madonna Still Thinks She's in the Race3: Iggy Pop, Shirtless. The 67-year-old rock icon is still posing shirtless, to the admiration of fans all over the world.
Madonna's Headline
Icky Pop: GrandMadonna's Topless Photo Looks Like a Map of the Old Stars Homes4: Tom Cruise, Fencing. In addition to doing his own movie stunts, the 52-year-old actor is a huge fencing fan.
Madonna's Headline
Right of Light Saber: Madonna Learns How to, Literally, Stab Her Friends in the Back5: Russell Crowe, Knitting. The 50-year-old bad boy likes to knit in his spare time. Even gladiators need to get in touch with their feminine side.
Madonna's Headline
Unapologetic Stitch: Will Madonna Knit Baby Booties for Her Next Boyfriend?6: Brad Pitt, Motorcycle Riding. Everyone's favorite Hollywood Dad, Pitt is a serious motorcycle enthusiast, even at 51 years of age.
Madonna's Headline
Motorcycle Mama's Message to Her Children: Biking Is Fine!7: Sean Penn, Surfing. The 54-year-old actor and ex-husband of Madge stays in magnificent shape, in part by surfing.
Madonna's Headline
Drowned World: Madonna Desperately Tries to Stay Afloat8: Johnny Depp, Owning and Island. The 51-year-old American actor resides in France and owns an island in the Bahamas.
Madonna's Headline
From British to Bahamian, Madonna's Un-American Ambitions9: Sting, Tantric Sex. Everyone's favorite ex-teacher, Sting, 63, has been practicing Tantric sex for years.
Madonna's Headline
Chanteuse on the Loose: Madonna's Sexual Stretch Marks10: George Clooney, Sports. The "Sexiest Man Alive," 53-year-old Clooney's an avid baseball, basketball, and football fanatic.
Madonna's Headline
No Longer in a League of Her Own, Madonna Strikes Out on the Playing Field, Dribbles in Public, and Chases After Tight Ends11: Denzel Washington, Boxing. At 60, the two-time Academy Award winner still boxes to keep in shape.
Madonna's Headline
Former Musical Heavyweight Madonna Now Hits Below the Belt12: Kevin Costner, Horseback Riding. The 60-year-old star is an established equestrian and does his own riding in films. Here's hoping he's always careful.
Madonna's Headline
Madonna owns... wait, she fell off her horse in 2005, leaving her with a broken hand, busted collarbone and three cracked ribs. One very popular New York Newspaper wrote it..."Madonna Falls Off Her High Horse."... If Madonna did it, you'd read all about it.
-
Nothing different from a few posters from here who are still moaning "...but demo #877 was better" and so on.
And the article, SPOT ON!
Thank you.
-
I was hoping today we'd be buying tix for a second night in Chicago... maybe next Monday?
And what the hell is happening with Vegas and LA? this is unfuckingbelievable. Wake up and buy tickets, bitches!
Ugh, there's only a few hundred left outside of resale and still they won't add the date. Grrrr.
-
always loved the sound noises, especially the claps
I didn't at first, then a week after it was released, was basically adding them in my head or singing them while playing it.
L4L is perfect in every way, and if the song hit, no one would be saying shiz. Traitor muthafuckas
-
LFL would have been sung by Rihanna, it would have been everywhere on the radio.
Anyone saying it's dated, is clearly deaf and need to see a doctor.
Seriously, or perhaps check out the number #1 song in the USA for 13-weeks-running.
L4L dated? My lovely asshole, it's dated.
-
My favorite will probably remain Madonna on Howard Stern. A mesmerizing (almost) 90 minutes and an experience I've longed for forever.
-
GT needs to at least be a Billboard Top 10 hit or RH will be her first album in her career not to have one
Clutch those obvious pearls, gurl!
-
Bedtime is in constant rotation at my place, and I always think of I Want You as part of it, too.
-
I'm just glad we get more M. on the tevees!
So is Madonna gonna be on Letterman then?
in ARCHIVE - The REBEL HEART Forum
Posted
I'm thinking that, too. A walk-on, a kiss & a cuss.