[Ghosttown video #soon]

Maybe it was all too much

Too much for a nose to take

All asses are bound to stink

Sooner or later, sooner or later

Everyone's got butt funk

If they don't wash it everyday

But on those cold winter days...

No one will notice if we delay it

Ahhhhhh, Ahhhhh

I know you're scared of poo

Ahhhhhh, Ahhhhh

I'll clean it out for you

When the boy calls, when the boy calls up

Mozo's got his own sex crystal ball

When there's some dick on the horizon

His ass will be empty as a ghost town

When the days get cold

He'll skip his washing

Let's just hope

The ball keeps on warning

When the boy calls, when the boy calls up

His ass will be empty as a ghost town

YES!!!!!!!

Amazing. My no-no hole is touched by your songwriting.

[Ghosttown video #soon]

THE VIDEO IS BEEING FILMED... RIGHT NOW!!!

Like God, are you watching it... from a distance? ;)

(love you. mean it. just teasin'. I'm cunty today, but fun cunty, i swear)

[Madonna on Ellen: continued]

Me either.

And to FreeMySoul, best to you and your bestie. Last thread closed before I could reply.

[Madonna on Ellen! Week long extravaganza!]

It's the 25 year anniversary of Vogue!

Wow, guess what I am queuing up?

[Madonna on Ellen! Week long extravaganza!]

There will be a fourth performance tomorrow. It says so right on Ellen's website:

Friday, 03.20.15 Jim Parsons, Bridgit Mendler, and Madonna Performs Again!

See for yourselves:

http://www.ellentv.com/episodes/jim-parsons-bridgit-mendler-and-madonna-performs-again/

Sweet, thanks.

I'm just watching clips or illegal streams because I ditched cable, so forgive me for not knowing shit.

[Madonna on Ellen! Week long extravaganza!]

This has been the most confusing week of my life.

Ha, same here.

[Madonna on Ellen! Week long extravaganza!]

No, it just aired. It was awesome. Her vocals are really on point this era. I think that was all for the performances this week because they said see all the performances online.

Can't wait to see it, and yeah — I think Ellen only does 4 shows a week but could be wrong.

[Madonna on Ellen! Week long extravaganza!]

To promote the tour, duh!

She also has that classic canon of hits and shit!

Side note: It really does have to be a total bitch for her to put together a setlist. With that many songs to choose from, she just knows she's going to disappoint fans.

Carry on.

[Madonna on Ellen! Week long extravaganza!]

When the world... gets... cold... I'll be your lesbo

Sorry, just killing time before Ellen.

[Madonna on Ellen! Week long extravaganza!]

Matthew Camp

Oh, he is a whole bucket of fuck.

[Ghosttown video #soon]

do all ur bottoms stink like pooh? lol

bring on the damn news leaks from the video, photos, vines, something!!! #thirstyformadonna

Tee-hee. This topic ain't changing until we get some news. I can feel it.

[Ghosttown video #soon]

it's true tho!!!! #topproblems

That's why I wish I had a sex crystal ball so I could avoid that not-so-fresh feeling. If I knew when dick was on the horizon, my ass would be empty as a Ghostown!

[Ghosttown video #soon]

Yeah, iPads stink almost as bad as Howard's women's asses.

It's all good, my friend. Now, come over here you filthy-ass whore and give me a proper hug!

Yes let's do this! Hug it out!

(I hope you baby-wiped down there, 'cause you know I am sliding a finger south.)

[Ghosttown video #soon]

Smelly ass, hallelujah! WOOO!

[Ghosttown video #soon]

Yeah...wasn't trying to be "cunty" at all. Sorry you took it that way. Was simply asking a question and throwing some humor.

My "Anyway" wasn't referring to that comment (it was on a separate paragraph, connotating the beginning of a separate idea), and didn't include an exclamation point ("!") after it.

Yeah, I just clipped your second paragraph since I wasn't planning on replying to that portion. The ! was missed as editing on iPad is annoying as fuck.

You cunt. :)

[Ghosttown video #soon]

He's a brilliant actor. All the best actors have the biggest demons!!!!

I really want a black and white video for this one. It just goes with the song for me

So true . At least many of the greats have. It's like comics. So many of the funniest people are/were so dark personally.

B&w would be awesome. Some of it would just have to be.

[Ghosttown video #soon]

Exactly its not even a secret that he does it. His ex wife had to take a 3rd restraining order out on him this week. Some serious issues there.

Right? Hey, I said he's a good actor though?

[Ghosttown video #soon]

So, Terrance Howard is a misogynistic ass and creepy as fuck cuz he doesn't like his women having butt funk? :-/

I think he'd be cool in this video, and it's a very smart move.

Anyway...!

See, now that just sounds cunty to me. Google him and if you still want to blow a load to Beatsy McWomen, keep baby wipes handy.

[Madonna on Ellen! Week long extravaganza!]

^Has the GT performance been released or was that a preview?

M is getting so much press for the Never Have I Ever game

Yes, it is everywhere.

[Ghosttown video #soon]

Jonas Akerlund is directing. Sweet.

[Madonna on Ellen! Week long extravaganza!]

^ So true.

Also, I bet her viewing audience buys physical copies so who knows, really?

[Madonna on Ellen! Week long extravaganza!]

I know! What the fuck. It's Ellen's demographic. They're all lame. Ugh.

I don't pretend to know Ellen's key demo, but her show is on daytime so I assume it's older women and old Queen shut-ins who haven't come in 20 years.

Of course they don't like Madonna.

[Madonna gives the greatest interview EVER on the Howard Stern show!]

^

[Madonna: 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me]

This was a funny and cute interview. I actually bought this magazine today. C'mon President Obama just invite her to the White House. He doesn't have to worry about being reelected now so it doesn't matter if anyone is offended by Madonna!

Kennedy Center Honors, already.

Overdue.

[Madonna on Ellen! Week long extravaganza!]

^ so fucking adorable.