Partygate report in brief:
Vomiting
Excessive boozing
Fisticuffs
Partying until 4.35am(before Prince Philip's funeral)
Broken swing
Secret Santa
Cleaners & security staff bullied
Red wine on walls
Karaoke
Sitting on laps
"We seem to have got away with it" - Martin Reynolds

— Kevin Maguire (@Kevin_Maguire) May 25, 2022