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I Don't Give Away

Turn Up the Oven

Give Me All Your Puddin'

I'm at Dinner

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Beautiful Dinner

I Sucked it Up

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Da fuck kind of Twilight Zone ish is going on in here?

I'm so confused. I thought it was jet lag, now I'm 100% certain this thread is full of fucking shit. Lol.

At least I'll know how many pizzas to order for the new album release party.

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OLIVE TO TELL and CRUSTIFY MY LOVE are the real winners. FUCK YOU BARNEYBOY :rotfl:

I know :lmao:

Although Carly's really bringing it

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Aren't you glad we don't have to worry about whether she can lose weight in time for the new album promotion or not? I imagine that would be the toughest part about being a Janice or Mariah fan.

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I think I would still love her if she was fat.

Actually I would love to see her perform an entire concert as a fatty, working up a sweat. Would be hilarious.

Sort of like a Janice concert but with creativity and live vocals.

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That Erotica/You Thrill Me one is the best. Cos that's exactly what a lot of fat women wear. Those figure hugging outfits.

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Confessions on the delicatessen shop

Ham Up

Sorizo

Get Turkey

Footlong Lovers

I Love NEw york cheesesteak

Lettuce it will Bacon

Forbidden lard

How high calories

Plump

Ispam

Flush

Like it spicy or not

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Fatter and Fatter (Shep's Classic Pack of 12 Donuts)

I can't help stuffing my face

I get fatter and fatter I can't fit in my seat

Donuts sent from Krispy kremes shop

They get sweeter and sweeter the more that I eat

When you know the foods to bake

You can eat an entire cake

That's why my stomach rumbles

When you know the places to shop

You end up with a muffin top

Too many apple crumbles

Donuts couldn't be that fattening

(Not gonna throw any food away, I'm gonna eat it)

My mamma let me lick the icing

(Are you gonna give your leftovers to me or do I have to stop at McDonalds on the way home?)

That's why!

I can't help stuffing my face

I get fatter and fatter I can't fit in my seat

Donuts sent from Krispy kremes shop

They get sweeter and sweeter the more that I eat

Someone said I shouldn't eat bread

That I'll soon be dead

Unless I fix my cholesterol levels

But my mama brought over

Some pavlova and so this diets over cos it feels so good inside

I'm pigging out

I can't refrain

My blubber is fine

And I'm never gonna diet again!

Not for nobody and no how!

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