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  1. So...

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    2. Kim

      Kim

      Oh Suede i'v had my hands busy with CERTAIN UNMENTIONABLES on the forum tonight. But I know what i'd rather be doing with ma hands baby....

    3. Apples388

      Apples388

      I'm hoping you'll be fingering me while you're sucking me off.. one first, then two.. to get me nice and ready before you put it in me!

      Which unmentionables are we talking about? I can ban them for you babe. x

    4. Kim

      Kim

      My (horny horny) hero!

  2. You're a beautiful killah

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    2. Kim

      Kim

      He got an INFECTED MUSSY I heard.

    3. Apples388

      Apples388

      Well yazz yazz they always teach girls not to wipe back to front cause then they'd get shit in their vadge.

      I wonder what his vadge is like.

    4. Kim

      Kim

      His MUSSY IS RAW....and red (as in ginger)

  3. MigMig!! sounds like you had a fantastique time at he MDNA Show!! WOWTASTICATIONS!!

    1. Ai Papi Si.
    2. rl89639

      rl89639

      I was at the Sept. 8th show as well. Loved it. Loved your video as well. You're so cute! :)

  4. And M, write to the site, like a Tina tonight! Stare in front of the master plate?

    1. Ai Papi Si.

      Ai Papi Si.

      And M! Camp til you rye! Ed Hurtz sew march! To stare in front of the master plate.

    2. Apples388

      Apples388

      "Ed Hurtz"!!! DYING>>>!!!!@)(

  5. I am thinking of extending the lyrical tastications project 12:51/Suedehead to other songs (not just Madonna's). But this is a work in progress. We need to set a plan in motion.

    1. Apples388

      Apples388

      (Everything but the Girl - "Missing" chorus)

      An eye monsieur

      Lie candescence mister Ray

    2. Ai Papi Si.

      Ai Papi Si.

      OH MY GOODNESS.

  6. Stay up here 4 in the morning and the tears are pouring and I don't wanna make it worth the fight! UGGGGHH H just film me in the bathrub ya??? Let me put my make up on??? Okay next scene I can go out to my limo and have my LV bag and sunglasses YAAA

    1. Ai Papi Si.

      Ai Papi Si.

      Ugh it's so hard being more beautiful than anyone else. *sits at dinner table and mopes* ugh look at me. *carreses hair* omg I'm so fucking beautiful I can't deal with this!! *goes out for limo ride to ponder her frustrations and why she must carry the burden of being so beautiful*

    2. Apples388

      Apples388

      LOL!!!! DYING.

  7. MDNA HYDE PARK ... coming soon...

    1. acko

      acko

      MUCH EXCITE :wow:

  8. Like a beach out of Allah / Like a board out of here / Like a flesh outer whiner / Ham's Kate - counter tale / Bad Bad! / Shout you, Dad!

    1. Ai Papi Si.

      Ai Papi Si.

      Havana seen up somewhere baffoon? Eunuch from Illiad. Joanna dense? Yooz! A guest adjust dune wreck advise joop with your Maison. *laugh* Water joop wading fort?

  9. When the whirl stars Tibet chew Dow And Napa sings to goat yore whey And the norse of the Madeline Cow Mix you field lie yore Boeing to go in sync Bay's a grow in a Tristan line Coming - you? To slay a while Two feet the wine in your pain and your sane Anne, it's healed! I beg and minestrone: Tuna the lady, oh!

    1. Ai Papi Si.

      Ai Papi Si.

      Tuna the lady? Oh! Don't flax mean whirl I wanton goat! Tuna, the lady? Oh!

  10. My love's a REVOLVAH

    My sex is a KILLAH

    Do you wanna die HAPPY do you wanna die HAPPY

    And please remember you are just an ASSESSORY to murder CUUUUZ

  11. I don’t wanna dream about

    All the things that never were

    Maybe I can live without

    When I’m out from under

    I don’t wanna feel the pain

    What good would it do me now

    I’ll get it all figured out

    When I’m out from under

  12. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCEX099PBtQ

    We used to learn the lyrics to this in Italian class.

  13. Just chiggy wiggy witchu

    (fella)

  14. Loving the B&S premiere clip! Thanks bay-bay.

  15. Is it OK if I sleep with my fans? x x x

  16. UM

    Biatch

    Hello

  17. It's Christmas my dear. I'm feeling very Christian this year. Ish.

    Have a Merry one yourself too. x

  18. I know right

    I have that on DVD.. wasn't it released by some dodgy DUTCH company or something? It is the DEFINITIVE ponytail gig of course

  19. Closet case my AZZ

    I remember the acko first listen Hard Candy reviews.. you were just as *hard* as all of us were (and still are.)

    Now SANG it with me CHILE -

    Don't pretend you're NOT HUNGRY

    There's PLENTY to eat

    *THUMP THUMP*

    COME ON into my STORE

    Cause my sugar is SWEET

  20. M-A-D-O-NN-A

    Ma-DONNA

    M-A-D-O-NNA

    Ma-DONNA

    *hand on hip azz thrust and pout*

    *"Beat Goes On" intro starts*

    HELLO BUENOS AIRES!!!!!!

    I can't wait anymore for this DVD I swear...

  21. Thanks baby, you're the best!

    In other news I'm enjoying the RIT Lisbon show... she sounds like such a beautiful crow in "Nothing Fails"!

  22. Sticky and sweet!

    Here is one for you I know you will hate

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk6bVJVhHzc

    But you know I love my CHICK FLICK ISH

    UH

  23. Yes you should cause Season 4 so far is epic

    And yes I agree that season 3 was a bit shitty

    But really the drama so far is amazing.. plus we need to exchange gay gossip about QUEEN SALLY

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