funkydita

Yes, I'll do some internet stalking. We'll find him and USE him. All in the name of sexualscientific research, of course.

http://tony-ward.com/_private/galleryindex.htm

I bet he smells like it too.

Mr. Ward was proper wank fodder. He's just insanely SEXY, so DIRTY looking. FILTHY.

I have no idea what to eat. I'll get home late late late tonight so probably a pauper's meal like beans on tost (don't ask, I'm fairly sure it's just a British thing). U on the bike?

Man, I'm SO BORED. I've literally had NOTHING to do since 11am and need to hang around until 6.

Was that POKE or PORK? I'm finishing work early today! Yeah man! But I'm on a train and the last time I conversed with you when on a train my mum died. Just sayin' xxxx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qYIFIZEtZM&feature=related makes me sad, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTsXLnIN8ZM

How was the anthropological trip?

I'm at work. There's a VERY passive aggressive miserable bitch in the office, just the two of us. I'm biting my tongue. If I have to hear about her LOW RENT C LIST CELEB FRIENDS ONE MORE TIME. I don't care that the wedding she was at is in OK magazine. That is all.

That's fine. Would you like me to grade it for you? What's your preference A, B, C, marks out of 10, percentage?

Of course you can, I'll even install a little extractor fan for you.

Yeah, do that. In return I'll let you hide in my closet like Ann Frank.

Yeah, I know that feeling. I'm gonna google Belguim politics crisis so I can pretend to be educated.

Watchu up to dollface?

Boy George eh? He gave me THE EYE once. Although I guess he's given it to every London gay around my age at some point. Just home from work. I'm TIRED. And up again at 6:30 tomorrow. Urgh.

I'm at work. AGAIN. How's u? I'm getting my hair DID later.

Please tell me you'll be on the stationary bike? You can select the quality of your imports by clicking on import settings under Preferences / General. Is that what you mean?

No, work was Saturday only (it's a bank holiday weekend here, yay!). And Big Brother hasn't even STARTED, all that's to come. I've got my geek on...sorting out my itunes. x

Actually it was fine. I wore EARPLUGS. Like a real OLD PERSON. Well, that, two glasses of wine and a bourbon cocktail.

Bassunter. All I Ever Wanted. SAVE ME Marco.

All the girls are standing in the line for the bathroom. Or so say the partying CUNTS in the flat downstairs. I need to move to the CUNTRY. Harumph.

The CUNTS downstairs are having a party. A PARTY. I'm too old for this SHIT. All the girls standing in a line for the bathroom? Yeah, I GOT IT.

I got the moves baby. You got the LOTION.

Hey, how are YOU? I's TIRED. x

As you know, peoples' routines are of MASSIVE interest to me. Will you leave before Bonus Beats or play it all the way through? Have a good day handsome. Oh, remind me to tell you later about the 'interesting' tranny I saw yesterday.

VERY civilised, I was there at 10. It's 27 degrees acko. TWENTY SEVEN DEGREES. I need to get my Donatella on today.