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mamifero

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  1. WORST:

    Swept Away (2002)

    Original: Travolti da un insolito destino nell'azzurro mare d'agosto (1974)

    Whereas the Italian original was sexy and fun, Swept Away taught us two things. 1) Madonna should never work with her husband (a lesson we really should have taken to heart after 1986's Shanghai Surprise disastrously paired her and then husband Sean Penn) and 2) Madonna should not be in movies. The Guy Ritchie-helmed film was so unflattering to Lady M from less-than-kind lighting to the ridiculously over-the-top lines she had to say to the even more ridiculously over-the-top way she chose to say them. Sure, it's cute that Adriano Giannini played the same role his father Giancarlo originated almost 30 years prior, but the remake lacked any real purpose, except as evidence maybe in the Madonna-Ritchie divorce trial. —Jake Perlman

    http://www.ew.com/ew/gallery/0,,20483133_20760608,00.html#30059558

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