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4 minutes ago, nicholasyund said:

It’s not racism if it’s my own race. Sorry I was just generalizing, was reacting to narrow minded thinking 

It's OK but Madonna gets hate from ALL groups, always has .  My liberal family, especially the women in it, CAN'T STAND her

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Just now, Samo said:

It's OK but Madonna gets hate from ALL groups, always has .  My liberal family, especially the women in it, CAN'T STAND her

Yea I guess I didn’t consider that. My bad I’m sorry again. 

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This album is too complex and layered to review it after only 1 listen which these “critics” do at best so i’m throwing them all out the window.  🤓

The album is the best this year so far hands down.  

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Isn't Pitchfork like a hipster blog collection? Why is it so important?

I only care about the classic music publications, and papers that are basically
institutions.

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El Pais

La locura le sienta tan bien

A la Madonna de 'Madame X' no le sobran elementos ni ideas, por muy descabelladas que muchas de ellas sean

En diferentes fases de su carrera, Madonna se ha dedicado a hacer lo que le decían, a hacer lo que le apetecía, a hacer caso a cualquiera que pasara por ahí, a no hacer caso a nadie, a enseñar a los que no sabían y a creer estar enseñando algo a quienes sabían más que ella. Ha hecho historia y ha hecho el ridículo. Todo, eso hay que otorgárselo, siempre con un empeño olímpico. Hay más relato en cada uno de sus discos que en la carrera completa de muchos cantautores o celebrados contadores de historias.

Esta vez, la de Detroit se ha dedicado a algo que resulta bastante contracultural en su devenir musical, un camión que en los últimos años bajaba ligero, descargado de expectativas, a toda velocidad rumbo a un ocaso que se adivinaba tan doloroso como predecible. En un giro inesperado de guion, su álbum número 14 es una chifladura maravillosa sin ninguna línea argumental reconocible. Casi nada de lo que hay aquí debería funcionar y casi todo lo hace. En vez de pillar una idea, como tantas veces hiciera en el pasado, ya fuera para reivindicarse, rejuvenecerse, politizarse o apropiarse de la penúltima moda, en Madame X, la autora de Like a prayer se dedica a decir que sí a cualquier cosa que pasa por su cabeza, por la calle, por el mundo, por Instagram, por Lisboa, por Cabo Verde, por Jamaica, por Colombia, por Detroit...

En Dark ballet se le va la pinza de forma absolutamente fabulosa. Es su Bohemian Rhapsody. Una balada que podría recordar a los momentos clase de yoga de Ray of Light, pero que, de golpe, introduce un solo de piano con fragmentos del Cascanueces de Chaikovski que parece tocado por un James Rhodes hasta arriba de croquetas. Luego vuelve, luego se va, luego se acaba. Más que una canción es un accidente de tráfico, pero uno de esos con los que vivían fascinados y empalmados los personajes de Crash de JG Ballard. Algo parecido sucede en God control, un tema de supuesta protesta política en la que ella y Mirwais, el tipo que la ayudó a facturar Music, pensaron que era buena idea mezclar más piano, coros búlgaros, ritmos disco, rap de fiesta de final de curso, guiños a Frozen, doble de queso, piña.... Tras seis escuchas, servidor aún no es capaz de saber si le gusta o no. Lo contrario sucede con los dos cortes siguientes. En Future, junto a Quavo, de Migos, se marca un tema dancehall que es una barbaridad. Sencillo y directo suena un poco a Rihanna cableada y lleva la huella del mejor Diplo, el que entra en el estudio con la bragueta subida. En Batuka se hace acompañar de la Orquestra de Batukadeiras, un colectivo afroportugués que otorga un ritmo marcial a una cosa que podría ser una mezcla entre Gwen Stefani y Carlinhos Brown y que termina en algo, de nuevo, fresco y rico. Pero si existe un corte de este Madame X que realmente desafía todas las leyes de la razón —y a estas alturas ya llevamos un puñado que podrían luchar por ese trono de acero— ese es Killers who are partying. Si ahora mismo llegara alguien a contarle que Madonna ha hecho un fado con toques de trip hop en el que denuncia todos los males que le han sucedido a la humanidad desde la II Guerra Mundial cantado en inglés y portugués, es muy probable que prefiriera arrancarse las orejas antes que escucharlo. Pues Killers…, a pesar de lo ridículo de su letra, es una de las cimas musicales de la Madonna de los últimos 25 años. En serio. ¡En serio!

Pero no todo son flores en este jardín en el que se ha metido la Ciccione. En I rise se le va con el autotune y cita a Jean Paul Sartre; justo estaba el límite. Extreme occident es un fraude a sí misma. Lo mismo sucede con I don’t search I find, donde se da un homenaje a su yo de los noventa y, claro, rodeada de tanto tema cargado de contenido, suena anémico. Porque Madonna en este disco es también Ariana Grande sin gorgoritos (Crave), la Diana Ross del sur de Londres en (Crazy) o la última sensación de baile funk (Faz gostoso, junto a la brasileña Anitta).

Hay pocos álbumes que contengan tantas canciones con una historia, tantos temas sobre los que haya algo que decir y algo que pensar como este Madame X. Tal vez le sobran minutos, pero no le sobran elementos, ni ideas, por muy descabelladas que muchas sean. Si se le perdonan los momentos en que su autora cree que ver la CNN desde su sofá de su mansión lisboeta ya la valida para tener una opinión sobre el mundo —su discurso es algo así como si las ideas de Noam Chomsky contadas por Steve Bannon—, el largo es tremendamente satisfactorio.

Madonna ha sido la vecina sexy, la prima confidente, la amiga lista, la amiga guapa, la líder de la banda, el icono de varias épocas, una promesa, un recuerdo… Ahora parece que ha optado por ser algo así como la loca de los gatos. En el sentido más aspiracional del termino, obviamente.

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https://www.showbiz411.com/2019/06/14/madonnas-madame-x-album-number-1-on-itunes-thanks-to-ticket-bundling-for-now-until-fans-try-to-figure-it-out

 

Madonna’s “Madame X” is number 1 on iTunes and on Amazon’s digital music chart thanks to ticket bundling. Every fan who bought a ticket to Madonna’s live show this fall automatically got a download of “Madame X.” The RIAA counts these downloads as sales. Madonna’s pulled this trick before to get a number 1 chart debut for a new recording. Then in the second week, sales drop 80% or more.

This time things may get trickier. “Madame X” is a really bad album, worse than usual in Madonna’s post-career releases. There are no dance songs on “Madame X,” but there’s a lot of political mumbo jumbo. Madonna, like Michael Jackson as he got older, thinks she can save the world. So she sings Hallmark politics about the left and the right, out to please everyone and achieving nothing.

From the sound of “Madame X,” Madonna actually has no ideas. At least when she sang about sex, she was defiant. That always came through. But back then Madonna didn’t have six children- four under the age of 13– who would sing along with her records. Now that  she does, it’s a different game. Platitudes are now her business. They’re not even witty, there’s no wordplay.

But then it’s not just that the songs have no coherence lyrically. There’s also just a mess. Many of them are interrupted by strange digressions. “The Nutcracker Suite” pops up in one of them.The songs stop and start. On Wikipedia, her PR says she tried to make a record like “Bohemian Rhapsody.” Whaaaat? The problem, of course, is that unlike Freddie Mercury, Madonna is not a composer. She doesn’t write music. It’s unclear if she writes lyrics, really.

Oh for the days when Madge just worked with real songwriters. They did the heavy lifting, and she presented it in her own form. That’s how we got “Like a Prayer” and “Like a Virgin” and “Vogue.” But she can’t do that now. She can’t expose herself to a collaboration. So she sticks to Mirwais, who’s been there for her during the post-hit period, quietly trying to fashion a whole album out of thin air. I guess you could say they’ve done it again

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4 hours ago, Jairo said:

Madame X is already the 3rd most discussed album of 2019 on Metacritic 👏

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Oh good lord.....I just can't take Metacritic seriously after seeing this screen shot....lol. 

From the looks of what's scored highest, I think I may prefer Madonna to have a lower overall score. Yay for the user rating though....at the end of the day that's what matters.

 

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5 minutes ago, Kurt420 said:

Oh good lord.....I just can't take Metacritic seriously after seeing this screen shot....lol. 

From the looks of what's scored highest, I think I may prefer Madonna to have a lower overall score. Yay for the user rating though....at the end of the day that's what matters.

 

Ariana has some of the worst music in the industry today. (aside from "god is a woman" of course). rapping about buying fake hair and just being the typical submissive doll. it's teen music. definition of generic and the template of bad top40 radio. I can't imagine any of those mature reviewers listening to that album and enjoying it. 

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6 minutes ago, sotos8 said:

https://www.showbiz411.com/2019/06/14/madonnas-madame-x-album-number-1-on-itunes-thanks-to-ticket-bundling-for-now-until-fans-try-to-figure-it-out

 

Madonna’s “Madame X” is number 1 on iTunes and on Amazon’s digital music chart thanks to ticket bundling. Every fan who bought a ticket to Madonna’s live show this fall automatically got a download of “Madame X.” The RIAA counts these downloads as sales. Madonna’s pulled this trick before to get a number 1 chart debut for a new recording. Then in the second week, sales drop 80% or more.

This time things may get trickier. “Madame X” is a really bad album, worse than usual in Madonna’s post-career releases. There are no dance songs on “Madame X,” but there’s a lot of political mumbo jumbo. Madonna, like Michael Jackson as he got older, thinks she can save the world. So she sings Hallmark politics about the left and the right, out to please everyone and achieving nothing.

From the sound of “Madame X,” Madonna actually has no ideas. At least when she sang about sex, she was defiant. That always came through. But back then Madonna didn’t have six children- four under the age of 13– who would sing along with her records. Now that  she does, it’s a different game. Platitudes are now her business. They’re not even witty, there’s no wordplay.

But then it’s not just that the songs have no coherence lyrically. There’s also just a mess. Many of them are interrupted by strange digressions. “The Nutcracker Suite” pops up in one of them.The songs stop and start. On Wikipedia, her PR says she tried to make a record like “Bohemian Rhapsody.” Whaaaat? The problem, of course, is that unlike Freddie Mercury, Madonna is not a composer. She doesn’t write music. It’s unclear if she writes lyrics, really.

Oh for the days when Madge just worked with real songwriters. They did the heavy lifting, and she presented it in her own form. That’s how we got “Like a Prayer” and “Like a Virgin” and “Vogue.” But she can’t do that now. She can’t expose herself to a collaboration. So she sticks to Mirwais, who’s been there for her during the post-hit period, quietly trying to fashion a whole album out of thin air. I guess you could say they’ve done it again

Obviously we all got a hard disk with our tickets, which is not distributed by Apple Music/iTunes LOL. How these people can state things the average person is aware of as untrue I don't know. But this is a BS publication, so we should not post this garbage here.

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Please delete that Roger Friedman thing, I ask the Mods to have his content banned from the forum.

Also I would like his name 2 b automatically masked as R**** *******n

He is sucha pathetic little unfuckable weasel of a man.

Thank u 4 listening,

A concerned customer.

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46 minutes ago, acko said:

I don't speak Spanish, but I think so... @Ai Papi Si. @karbatal @ULIZOS

It’s a very good review!

There is funny/controversial points though:

- He/she is not sure if likes or doesn’t like God control.

- Definitely likes Dark Ballet, future and think that “Killers” is one of her best songs from the last 25 years.  

- Says that “I don’t Search” and Extreme Occident are low point. 

- Compares Crave to Ariana’s Song and talks good of the multiple styles on it.

There is a statement that I disagree: it is said that she thinks that can talk about the problems of the World based on what she sees from CNN laying on her coach in her Lisbon Mansion...

 

47 minutes ago, acko said:

I don't speak Spanish, but I think so... @Ai Papi Si. @karbatal @ULIZOS

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29 minutes ago, Kurt420 said:

Oh good lord.....I just can't take Metacritic seriously after seeing this screen shot....lol. 

From the looks of what's scored highest, I think I may prefer Madonna to have a lower overall score. Yay for the user rating though....at the end of the day that's what matters.

 

Carly Rae second?!!!? WTF!

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27 minutes ago, acko said:

Please delete that Roger Friedman thing, I ask the Mods to have his content banned from the forum.

Also I would like his name 2 b automatically masked as R**** *******n

He is sucha pathetic little unfuckable weasel of a man.

Thank u 4 listening,

A concerned customer.

Yes.... pls bar his name on display from the forum.... he's foul and he smells!!! He ate rubbish for lunch and dinner thus all his work smells utter rubbish and rotten.. just like a pile of dung.

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1 minute ago, lasky said:

Yes.... pls bar his name on display from the forum.... he's foul and he smells!!! He ate rubbish for lunch and dinner thus all his work smells utter rubbish and rotten.. just like a pile of dung.

So u smell it too? Good, I thought it was my laptop.

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1 hour ago, smirnoff_ice said:

Is the El Pais review good? 

Yes. It's EXCELLENT. Very well written and funny. They say that things shouldn't work but end up working beautifully. That her last two albums were predicting a painful ending for her career and this changes it all. That Killers is her best song in 25 years. 

It surprised me though that the reviewer said there are Bulgarian choirs in God Control? Aren't those people from a kids choir? 

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6 minutes ago, karbatal said:

Yes. It's EXCELLENT. Very well written and funny. They say that things shouldn't work but end up working beautifully. That her last two albums were predicting a painful ending for her career and this changes it all. That Killers is her best song in 25 years. 

It surprised me though that the reviewer said there are Bulgarian choirs in God Control? Aren't those people from a kids choir? 

Funny how just weeks ago media said her career ended with Eurovision and now this?😆

And how these reviewers get paid when they dont check the facts?

 

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1 hour ago, sotos8 said:

https://www.showbiz411.com/2019/06/14/madonnas-madame-x-album-number-1-on-itunes-thanks-to-ticket-bundling-for-now-until-fans-try-to-figure-it-out

 

Madonna’s “Madame X” is number 1 on iTunes and on Amazon’s digital music chart thanks to ticket bundling. Every fan who bought a ticket to Madonna’s live show this fall automatically got a download of “Madame X.” The RIAA counts these downloads as sales. Madonna’s pulled this trick before to get a number 1 chart debut for a new recording. Then in the second week, sales drop 80% or more.

This time things may get trickier. “Madame X” is a really bad album, worse than usual in Madonna’s post-career releases. There are no dance songs on “Madame X,” but there’s a lot of political mumbo jumbo. Madonna, like Michael Jackson as he got older, thinks she can save the world. So she sings Hallmark politics about the left and the right, out to please everyone and achieving nothing.

From the sound of “Madame X,” Madonna actually has no ideas. At least when she sang about sex, she was defiant. That always came through. But back then Madonna didn’t have six children- four under the age of 13– who would sing along with her records. Now that  she does, it’s a different game. Platitudes are now her business. They’re not even witty, there’s no wordplay.

But then it’s not just that the songs have no coherence lyrically. There’s also just a mess. Many of them are interrupted by strange digressions. “The Nutcracker Suite” pops up in one of them.The songs stop and start. On Wikipedia, her PR says she tried to make a record like “Bohemian Rhapsody.” Whaaaat? The problem, of course, is that unlike Freddie Mercury, Madonna is not a composer. She doesn’t write music. It’s unclear if she writes lyrics, really.

Oh for the days when Madge just worked with real songwriters. They did the heavy lifting, and she presented it in her own form. That’s how we got “Like a Prayer” and “Like a Virgin” and “Vogue.” But she can’t do that now. She can’t expose herself to a collaboration. So she sticks to Mirwais, who’s been there for her during the post-hit period, quietly trying to fashion a whole album out of thin air. I guess you could say they’ve done it again.

Someone clearly hates her! What a stupid article.

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40 minutes ago, Jim34 said:

Someone clearly hates her! What a stupid article.

It’s Roger Friedman, one of the biggest M haters out there. I don’t know which his articles are being posted here

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1 hour ago, karbatal said:

Yes. It's EXCELLENT. Very well written and funny. They say that things shouldn't work but end up working beautifully. That her last two albums were predicting a painful ending for her career and this changes it all. That Killers is her best song in 25 years. 

It surprised me though that the reviewer said there are Bulgarian choirs in God Control? Aren't those people from a kids choir? 

I remember their DWT review!

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37 minutes ago, Plaything said:

It’s Roger Friedman, one of the biggest M haters out there. I don’t know which his articles are being posted here

Exactly.  Some "fans" make me wonder

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